If CDC was truly serious, he would hire "Meat Pimp" as head coach for the new meat judging team at Texas.
He would portal and NIL his way to a top ten program in no time.
He would have "meat locker" chats with students to rev up attendance for the meat judging competitions.
If LHN was still around he would have his own coaching show, and they would carry meat judging competitions because Coach Pimp made meat judging cool.
Can you imagine Galindo hosting his coaching show? He might also find his niche as play-by-play guy for meat judging.
Then Coach Pimp would lead the Horns past the likes of Tech and Aggy for the whole prime rib or national title.
Texas would become a perennial power in meat judging
He would take his place in the annals of great coaches at Texas, Royal, Gustafson, Garrido, Reese, and now Coach Pimp.
Aggy, we stole your baseball coach and now we are taking your meat judging icon.
All hail Coach Meat Pimp!
Make it happen CDC