Some here seem to not understand that the Hollywood stars of our Ken Burns saga of this thread are doing voice over roles.
Let's give an example of how the series would go.
Peter Coyote narrates in episode 3 or 4 entitled "The Times That Try Threads Validity." The thread seemed to be in trouble as bickering between BurntEyes and WinningIsHard was dominating the thread. Some of their posts showing this are read by Tom Hanks as BurntEyes and Jeff Daniels as WinningIsHard. Coyote then says that some posters are growing weary and challenge the worthiness of this thread. Examples of this are shown and read by whatever star is playing their part.
Coyote picks up the narrative again and says, then a whimsical sobering post comes from David Dennison that seems to stem the tide. One of these posts read by Mandy Patinkin is done. Coyote continues another post comes from Nicole44 that sparks some new interest and Clair Danes face unseen reads that post. Coyote continues that out of nowhere a post about Luby's steadies the thread and gives it fresh legs. That first Luby's post is read by whoever is voicing that role.
Now Coyote again picks up the narrative and opines that now the Night Crew comes in and throws a party consisting of Luby's material and music videos that seem to point at a deeper meaning. These posts are shown and voiced over by various celebrities as the posters. Coyote continues that as the Day Shift comes on Surly that they are both repulsed and amused at this and posts with celebrity voice overs show these posts. The episode ends with Coyote saying that the thread goes on for now.
The credits roll as various song videos that posters cited are played. Then a promo for the next episode entitled, "These Are the Threads That Try Surly's Soul" is shown as various posters describe as voiced by celebrities the many sexscapades of players and staff at UT athletics and also doubt Nicole44's sources, that she looks like Clair Danes, and why she posts pictures of herself.
Finally, we are again reminded that major funding for this series is provided by The Better Angels Society and Luby's Restaurant Corporation.