Terry Silver

That’s Gabe Bock

Leon almost had that tackle. Almost.

It seems like just yesterday when aggy said they were so happy to be out of the big 12 and it’s terrible officiating.

Jimbo should study all those books in his library. Start with Football For Dummies.

You don’t understand: it’s not that ole miss mushroom stamped aggy, it’s that aggy only half assed showed up.

I was told by Looch that undefeated was the ceiling and two losses was the floor.

Calling a timeout would only benefit k-state after we go three and out

He knows how to work aggy over. At next week’s press conference he’ll throw in a general Patton reference and aggy will dump another truckload of money in his bank account.

Make Kirk Ferentz say no.

How many balls to the face can jimbo take? We’re about to find out.

You know he’s aware of what’s going on. The remainder of this season is going to be one of the greatest meltdowns in sports history.

Jimbo is using Looch to push the ‘5-0 with King’ narrative in order to negotiate a new contract.

They always start talking about the Aggy network when the wheels are about to fly off. They’ve been doing it on cue for decades. And let’s not forget that jimbo has a special relationship with these kids; he has a vision for the program! No other program can offer that kind of stuff to recruits. Therefore Aggy will finish top 2.

So Kirby Smart’s new recruiting tactic is to let the kids visit Aggy? That’s fucking brilliant from an impact and cost standpoint.

Now do World War win percentage. You know Patton couldn’t have won shit without Aggy.

One can only hope the Aggy athletic department press moron knocked on jimbo’s office door and told him the fans are clamoring for pics of him and reveille.

It appears billy is still under the impression that jimbo chose Aggy over Florida state. It’s like $75M was not even a factor in the decision making process.

Well that begs the question: if he had been wearing a shower cap instead, would the ball still have bounced right off him like a ricochet?

Was Demas wearing his chef’s hat when the pass bounced off his stomach and into the defender’s hands?

Jim Schlossnagle is smart. He has watched from relatively close proximity what kind of money jimbo, Sumlin, Sherm, and Fran walked away with. He jumped on that bandwagon.

Michael Yett reminds me of a Texags poster from the Fran era named Bud Light Kaminski. He often bragged about his physique and fitness, and many times offered to fight rival posters.

Aggy’s best option right now is to buy out Jimbo for $85M and offer bill belichick a 10 year $1 billion contract.

Tate Martell laughs at how far Aggy has fallen.

Back in the day, Aggy had a coach named Fran who dished out aggy misery at a lethal rate. He even teamed up with Athletic director bill Byrne to sling that shit. I often wondered to myself, Is this as good as it gets? Fran took his massive buyout and hit the road. Along came a fatter and lazier coach named Sherm. He wanted to deal more aggy misery than Fran, and right from the start too. His first game was a home loss to Arkansas State. Again I wondered to myself, is this as good as it gets? Lazy Sherm gave way to Sumlin, but Sumlin far outperformed Sherm from an Aggy misery standpoint. It all started with a heisman trophy; that’s how I knew Sumlin was going to be a legit Aggy misery dealer; he started on a high note, something his predecessors failed to do. Lets just say Sumlin delivered the good stuff before collecting his buyout and riding off into the sunset. I said to myself, this is as good as it gets. aggy decided to up the ante: they hired a sitting power five national championship coach. And paid him an ungodly amount of money. And here we are. so my question to you is: Is this as good as it gets?

So Aggy in the playoffs? I was told this year was the year.