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Texaus

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  1. Tell him to leave his wife and kids where they are. He should relocate to San Marcos and commute to San Antonio.
  2. The sound of my dads corded electric weed eater will always be with me. Wrrr wrrrr wrrrwrrr.
  3. But all that shit would get too hot atop the dryer, explode and possibly burn the house down. She was just being cautious putting it on the washing machine
  4. Agree. Hustler zero turn w/ Kawasaki engine at lowes best bang for your buck
  5. No neutral on 240 circuit. You did fine leaving the white in there capped off. Coulda saved a little and bought 10/2 and used the white as the L2. To pass inspection you just have to relabel each end of the white wire with a couple wraps of red electrical tape.
  6. Damn. I like the look dude turns around and gives her after the first boop, it actually backs the bitch up some. Then she done tries to kill his ass.
  7. If this is just a one time deal: Print screen button, paste into your photo editing software, crop edges, save as jpg
  8. Don’t know if should go here or the high thread. So wife is a big square, but past year been hearing stories by multiple gf’s of hers how ammmazing Colorado gummies are. So I bought her a bag awhile back and she really liked them. Problem is that bag I bought her was a bag of micro dose 2.5mg shit. She has no idea/care about that kind of detail. Fast forward a few months and she runs out of those. So I get some more recently and they didn’t have the micro dose bag. I figured she could just portion each one out and be the same, so I told her I’d bring some more home. I get home and settle in, hang with kids and jump in the shower. She gets the shit out and f my carry on before I have a chance to explain and pops one. I’m the asshole an hour later.
  9. I just pretend to do all that shit and drink beer in the garage
  10. Caulk the ever-livin piss out of it. Pretty sure I saw them once on tour
  11. Backup qb dont get much better, don’t think he done, at least Ihope he ain’t done and can get some more millions.
  12. Daaamn!
  13. Thought thread was about something happening to south Austin’s mom for second. Whew!
  14. Could you outline where the hidden dicks are on cover art for us?
  15. Nice! Let’s see her
  16. If banging the coach’s wife is wrong, I don’t want to be right
  17. 25 years in June. Based on the fact no one believes a colossal fuckup such as that should be parlayed into sexual favors(more deviant than usual), I’m starting to believe I’m the only married guy in here.
  18. Oh, I beg to differ. Perfect opportunity here my man.
  19. On the plus side, this is the kind of mistake that earns you buttsex, or at the very least, a very messy bj.
  20. Preordered. Least I could do for the mspaint gold over the years(looking forward to reading too).
  21. We’ve been married 25 years and that shit stopped at least 10 years ago. Between presents for our own 3 kids, our parents, and something for every niece and nephew, it is a goddamn beating. We both agree on this, albeit it did take a bit longer for her to come around. Now we just spend a shitload on booze and drink ourselves through the holiday needless spending on bullshit. I fucking hate Christmas.
  22. Braille only
  23. Put a pedestal and magma kettle grill on the swim platform. Is it summer yet?
  24. Someone going to get a sweet deal on those rev10’s
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