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Texaus

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  1. Don’t know if should go here or the high thread. So wife is a big square, but past year been hearing stories by multiple gf’s of hers how ammmazing Colorado gummies are. So I bought her a bag awhile back and she really liked them. Problem is that bag I bought her was a bag of micro dose 2.5mg shit. She has no idea/care about that kind of detail. Fast forward a few months and she runs out of those. So I get some more recently and they didn’t have the micro dose bag. I figured she could just portion each one out and be the same, so I told her I’d bring some more home. I get home and settle in, hang with kids and jump in the shower. She gets the shit out and f my carry on before I have a chance to explain and pops one. I’m the asshole an hour later.
  2. I just pretend to do all that shit and drink beer in the garage
  3. Caulk the ever-livin piss out of it. Pretty sure I saw them once on tour
  4. Backup qb dont get much better, don’t think he done, at least Ihope he ain’t done and can get some more millions.
  5. Daaamn!
  6. Thought thread was about something happening to south Austin’s mom for second. Whew!
  7. Could you outline where the hidden dicks are on cover art for us?
  8. Nice! Let’s see her
  9. If banging the coach’s wife is wrong, I don’t want to be right
  10. 25 years in June. Based on the fact no one believes a colossal fuckup such as that should be parlayed into sexual favors(more deviant than usual), I’m starting to believe I’m the only married guy in here.
  11. Oh, I beg to differ. Perfect opportunity here my man.
  12. On the plus side, this is the kind of mistake that earns you buttsex, or at the very least, a very messy bj.
  13. Preordered. Least I could do for the mspaint gold over the years(looking forward to reading too).
  14. We’ve been married 25 years and that shit stopped at least 10 years ago. Between presents for our own 3 kids, our parents, and something for every niece and nephew, it is a goddamn beating. We both agree on this, albeit it did take a bit longer for her to come around. Now we just spend a shitload on booze and drink ourselves through the holiday needless spending on bullshit. I fucking hate Christmas.
  15. Braille only
  16. Put a pedestal and magma kettle grill on the swim platform. Is it summer yet?
  17. Someone going to get a sweet deal on those rev10’s
  18. I’m not really the manager, just the owner/boss, but my best piece of advice is to every so often let everyone witness your ability to go absolutely insane on the drop of a dime. I will a couple time s a year just demolish an expensive piece of office equipment just for the fuck of it. You want your employees to have a healthy fear of you, it’s worth the price of a laser printer or Milwaukee cordless drill.
  19. Texaus

    High

    DaVinci iq. get the nectar collector too.
  20. Nice, where?
  21. I don’t know shit about these. I only need it to be water proof and able to control volume, change channel, and skip songs on the boat while I’m in the water with a beer and a pool noodle. Do these things do that? I have an iPhone and use amazon music unlimited. I don’t want to drop the ridiculous money on Apple Watch...I’ll only wear this in the water. Can I do this on a budget?
  22. Yes, but you still have to prepay the interest portion of you payment for the entire month at closing when you close early.
  23. Maybe this is just her subtle way of telling you that she’d rather be married to a man that can properly cook her some fucking bacon?
  24. In Soviet Russia, burger kings you
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