Texaus
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Tell him to leave his wife and kids where they are. He should relocate to San Marcos and commute to San Antonio.
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The sound of my dads corded electric weed eater will always be with me. Wrrr wrrrr wrrrwrrr.
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But all that shit would get too hot atop the dryer, explode and possibly burn the house down. She was just being cautious putting it on the washing machine
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We've got a Bad Boy with a 60 inch deck and a Kubota with a 54 inch deck both are good mowers. I'd buy something with a Kawasaki engine for your 1 acre. Hard to beat Ferris, Gravely, Hustler or Bad Boy. Scag and Kubota will cost $$$ but they will outlast you with basic maintenance.
Also if you want a Deere then go to your nearest tractor dealership.
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No neutral on 240 circuit. You did fine leaving the white in there capped off. Coulda saved a little and bought 10/2 and used the white as the L2. To pass inspection you just have to relabel each end of the white wire with a couple wraps of red electrical tape.
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Damn. I like the look dude turns around and gives her after the first boop, it actually backs the bitch up some. Then she done tries to kill his ass. -
If this is just a one time deal: Print screen button, paste into your photo editing software, crop edges, save as jpg
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Don’t know if should go here or the high thread. So wife is a big square, but past year been hearing stories by multiple gf’s of hers how ammmazing Colorado gummies are. So I bought her a bag awhile back and she really liked them. Problem is that bag I bought her was a bag of micro dose 2.5mg shit. She has no idea/care about that kind of detail. Fast forward a few months and she runs out of those. So I get some more recently and they didn’t have the micro dose bag. I figured she could just portion each one out and be the same, so I told her I’d bring some more home. I get home and settle in, hang with kids and jump in the shower. She gets the shit out and f my carry on before I have a chance to explain and pops one. I’m the asshole an hour later.
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I just pretend to do all that shit and drink beer in the garage
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Caulk the ever-livin piss out of it. Pretty sure I saw them once on tour
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Backup qb dont get much better, don’t think he done, at least Ihope he ain’t done and can get some more millions.
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Thought thread was about something happening to south Austin’s mom for second. Whew!
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Could you outline where the hidden dicks are on cover art for us?
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We recently traded in our tige for a centurion. Planning to go out tomorrow.
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If banging the coach’s wife is wrong, I don’t want to be right
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25 years in June. Based on the fact no one believes a colossal fuckup such as that should be parlayed into sexual favors(more deviant than usual), I’m starting to believe I’m the only married guy in here.
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Oh, I beg to differ. Perfect opportunity here my man.
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Update. New ovens delivered and installed, 9 days after the self-cleaning self-destruction.
Same as the old ovens. Successfully cooked a birthday cake. A $5,000 birthday cake. But you can’t put a price on happiness.
On the plus side, this is the kind of mistake that earns you buttsex, or at the very least, a very messy bj. -
Preordered. Least I could do for the mspaint gold over the years(looking forward to reading too).
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We’ve been married 25 years and that shit stopped at least 10 years ago. Between presents for our own 3 kids, our parents, and something for every niece and nephew, it is a goddamn beating. We both agree on this, albeit it did take a bit longer for her to come around. Now we just spend a shitload on booze and drink ourselves through the holiday needless spending on bullshit. I fucking hate Christmas.
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Doesn’t anybody speak fucking English on this sight?
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30 minutes ago, Texaus said:
Put a pedestal and magma kettle grill on the swim platform. Is it summer yet?

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Put a pedestal and magma kettle grill on the swim platform. Is it summer yet?
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Same as the old ovens. Successfully cooked a birthday cake. A $5,000 birthday cake. But you can’t put a price on happiness. 
What Is This Growing In My Feed Shed?
in Can You Help Me With This?
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Spider killing machines. Break one open and check out how many spider carcasses are within.