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Texaus

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  1. 95 SV grad, grew up in Bulverde. I remember only one stoplight at Encino park headed into San Antonio. Total shit show now. Bulverde police department for fucks sake. There’s a Walmart at 281/46. Parents made assload of money on 281 frontage properties and we all gtfo 5 years ago. Y’all can have it.

  2. I do the time share thing whenever possible and have never said yes to the scam. It is actually pretty sad seeing all the poors getting beat down and signing just to gtfo. I’ve gotten golf, universal tickets, free weeklong stays, Breck lift tickets, and lots of other free shit. Just did the universal studios ticket one last year and received tickets for all parks, for seven days, family of 4. that was worth several thousand dollars, all for about 2 hours and a free lunch. I actually enjoy explaining to the dumbasses how retarded the idea of buying it would be.

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  3. We've got a Bad Boy with a 60 inch deck and  a Kubota with a 54 inch deck both are good mowers. I'd buy something with a Kawasaki engine for your 1 acre. Hard to beat Ferris, Gravely, Hustler or Bad Boy. Scag and Kubota will cost $$$ but they will outlast you with basic maintenance. 
    Also if you want a Deere then go to your nearest tractor dealership. 

    Agree. Hustler zero turn w/ Kawasaki engine at lowes best bang for your buck
  4. Don’t know if should go here or the high thread. So wife is a big square, but past year been hearing stories by multiple gf’s of hers how ammmazing Colorado gummies are. So I bought her a bag awhile back and she really liked them. Problem is that bag I bought her was a bag of micro dose 2.5mg shit. She has no idea/care about that kind of detail. Fast forward a few months and she runs out of those. So I get some more recently and they didn’t have the micro dose bag. I figured she could just portion each one out and be the same, so I told her I’d bring some more home. I get home and settle in, hang with kids and jump in the shower. She gets the shit out and f my carry on before I have a chance to explain and pops one. I’m the asshole an hour later.

  5. Update. New ovens delivered and installed, 9 days after the self-cleaning self-destruction.DA71590-B-5-A22-4875-A445-30-BFD48972-A8.jpg Same as the old ovens. Successfully cooked a birthday cake. A $5,000 birthday cake. But you can’t put a price on happiness. 

    On the plus side, this is the kind of mistake that earns you buttsex, or at the very least, a very messy bj.
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