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Texaus

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  1. There’s a huge penis on that
  2. I miss them
  3. Man, I bet that thing’s a pussy magnet. Lulz
  4. That dude fucks
  5. That a nice wave! Can’t wait for my kids to start this
  6. Over/under on foreign cocks she smokes?
  7. Texaus

    Colonoscopy

    Nothing to fear? Don’t they jam a tube up your ass and continue jamming it up there for quite an impressive distance? Fuck that
  8. Texaus

    Colonoscopy

    Haven’t had one. Im 40 and the prospect of getting one of these is terrifying. You’d have thought medical science would have progressed to the point where this procedure was only necessary after some other, less invasive, screening method indicated a need.
  9. There was a vid of girl shotgunning bottle of jagermeiester and chasing with a Red Bull somewhere... I just did that. Not looking forward to coworkers on tusdayi
  10. Why the fuck aren’t you running the ball against a prevent d
  11. Just run the option with these field conditions
  12. Wish they’d order up some OG 4loko instead
  13. Putting anything frozen on my grill would be grounds for an ass whooping.
  14. 5 months, 50 posts. Where the tites at?
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