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  1. Texaus
    That a nice wave! Can’t wait for my kids to start this
  2. Texaus
    Over/under on foreign cocks she smokes?
  3. Texaus

    Colonoscopy

    Texaus replied to Sbbruin's topic in Lulz

    Nothing to fear? Don’t they jam a tube up your ass and continue jamming it up there for quite an impressive distance? Fuck that
  4. Texaus

    Colonoscopy

    Texaus replied to Sbbruin's topic in Lulz

    Haven’t had one. Im 40 and the prospect of getting one of these is terrifying. You’d have thought medical science would have progressed to the point where this procedure was only necessary after some other, less invasive, screening method indicated a need.
  5. Texaus
    There was a vid of girl shotgunning bottle of jagermeiester and chasing with a Red Bull somewhere... I just did that. Not looking forward to coworkers on tusdayi
  6. Texaus
    Why the fuck aren’t you running the ball against a prevent d
  7. Texaus
    Sam run it here!
  8. Texaus
    Shot down the middle!
  9. Texaus
    There is time left
  10. Texaus
    Fuck this!
  11. Texaus
    Fuck!
  12. Texaus
    Yes! Don’t stop that shit!
  13. Texaus
    Fucking run the ball!
  14. Texaus
    Jesus
  15. Texaus
    Just run the option with these field conditions
  16. Texaus
    That’s bullshit
  17. Texaus
    Wish they’d order up some OG 4loko instead
  18. Texaus
    Will it still be televised?
  19. Texaus
    Putting anything frozen on my grill would be grounds for an ass whooping.
  20. Texaus
    5 months, 50 posts. Where the tites at?
  21. Texaus
    the fuck is that? jeebus
  22. Texaus
    Your wife know what a teabag is?
  23. Texaus
    I pulled it outta your mom last night. No damages suffered.
  24. Texaus
    Another great opportunity for a bj. Wish I had one of these switches now... Me:turn switch off Her:babe, dishwasher’s broken! Me: I’ll get the tools out and fix that tomorrow, but you’ll owe me Her: so lucky to have you around! Me: Flip switch to on before she gets home. Her(later that night): sllllurpslurrp,
  25. Texaus
    How many housewives have answered the door ready to fuck?

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