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  1. Blanton
    I agree with Jerry being entertaining. His scotch-fueled escapades make following the Cowboys quite a joy, whether in victory or defeat.
  2. Blanton
    Fuck Adrian Peterson, Dan Snyder, and the rest of the douchebag R-words fanbase. Love Colt and wish him an amazing game, but I'm gonna side with the 'Boys.
  3. Blanton
    Surly titty bar-gate into tailgate?
  4. Blanton
    Absolutely. As long as we don’t play Green Bay in the playoffs, I’d say we stand a chance against any team.
  5. Blanton
    This is the right answer. I would much rather take on WVU in a rematch over OU.
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    Blanton replied to JimmyHoffa's topic in Football

    When you thought Notre Dame couldn’t get any douchier, they go and take douchebagery to another level with those pinstripes. God I hope they get upset on Saturday. Go Orange!
  7. Blanton
    Too much skin care. Looks creepy as shit.
  8. Blanton
    His partner resembles a Ken doll. Plastic surgery?
  9. Blanton
    That’s one bad motherfucker.
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    Delete
  11. Blanton
    If you gambled in the surly bowl pick em... you'd learn to love all of the games. They all have strategic meaning. Bowl games are awesome if you're a gambler. Therefore, as long as the teams are at 6 wins, IDMAS IMO.
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    Written with elegant prose. Like a 5-star general surveying the field of battle after a hard-fought victory.
  15. Blanton
    "...unprovoked homophobic slurs against the Band..." Yeah-fucking-right. God knows what kind insults the trash filling those bleachers have screamed at our players, coaches, etc. of the homophobic and racial variety. Fuck 'em and the goin' band from raiderland.
  16. Blanton
    Myrtle Beach...hell yeah
  17. Blanton
    In the Fiesta Bowl? We will crush them on Saturday, ending any notions of New Year's glory for the Cyclones.
  18. Blanton
    This son of a bitch better be in crimson and blue before 2019...
  19. Blanton
    Anyone notice Iowa State at 16? We win out and, god willing, could get an at-large NY6 bowl bid. Our body of work should suffice IMO.
  20. Blanton
    What the fuck is this? Some kind of future form of football where players are placed in a "penalty box" that is a cell with laser bars? I think I've got an idea for Vince McMahon's new and improved XFL...
  21. Blanton
    You can't be the best at winning...be the best at losing?
  22. Blanton
    Big fan. Very excited about his potential moving forward.
  23. Blanton
    It was heartbreaking watching him hurdle that defender, regain his composure, and then anticlimactically fall to the ground. Had we lost that would've been symbolic of the Cowboys' season
  24. Blanton
    I noticed this as well. How the fuck does a professional "football analyst" not mention the blantant holding occuring right next to Wentz? Christ, that was some bullshit.
  25. Blanton
    Jesus Christ, what in the fucking hell was that play call? Dak must've hesitated

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