Blanton

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I don’t give a fuck about our record, just that we make it to Arlington, and win the fucking conference. Fuck the CFP. We would’ve been ass raped had we been matched up with a Clemson or Bama. Play Florida or some shit in the Sugar Bowl, win in dramatic fashion, and set things up for 2019.

I wouldn't say all the games are rigged, but this one sure as hell has been.

The "Prophet" needs to get the fuck up. Fucking mongloidlocks.

Can we please just get a fucking stop? Oh wait, Big 12's finest will keep a drive alive if something comes up. Jesus fucking chirst...

Radiology Horn has brought this program down

I'd laugh my ass off if that happened. Fuck these okies and their gift-wrapped win courtesy of the Big 12's finest Emmitt Smith was better than Barry Sanders

Yes, this conference does not want us to win considering we nearly killed it (objectively speaking, not my opinion). They are gonna roll out the red carpet for OU.

A.J. Green is a cunt to the highest degree

Survive and advance. Fuck all the CFP talk, we just need to get out of this shithole alive. We got punched in the fucking mouth and need to respond.

RadiologyHorn's ban jixed us. Jesus Christ

"Oklahoma State could play the role of spoiler on Saturday. According to ESPN's Football Power Index, there's a 77 percent chance the Cowboys will beat at least one of Texas, Oklahoma or West Virginia. The Longhorns enter Saturday on a six-game winning streak, their longest since 2013, when the streak was snapped by ... Oklahoma State." 1. No shit a team has a 77% chance to beat 1 of 3 teams, jesus christ, that is just a horrible statistic an idiot would buy. 2. Oklahoma State snapped Texas' 2013 winning streak. I mean what the fuck? The past (5 fucking years ago) has no bearing on what is going to occur in the future. This isn't a neutral site rivalry game for Christ's sake. 3. 2014 tOSU lost to a shitty Virgina Tech (led by Michael Brewer, brother of one Charlie Brewer who wasn't offered by Texas even though his dad and grandfather played for the Longhorns) and still went on to be in the playoffs. Our loss to Maryland has no bearing whatsoever if Texas wins out. 2-loss teams should not be in the playoff, but I wouldn't put it past ESPN to make it happen for an SEC team.

Beautiful timing

Here we go! Let's go Jayhawks

I remember. He's a little bitch that struck gold with a down UT. Fuck him, fuck TCU, and fuck any cocksuckers that don't view them as an in-state rival. After CDC has left, I hope they spiral into a century of feutility a la Baylor. A cute little football season here or there and some competitive baseball. In retrospect, I am so happy tOSU got the nod over Baylor/TCU, even though I hate them almost as much as OU (they are virtually the same programs).

Good Christ, you’re just trolling.

Yeah...right FIGHT

Please make this happen.

Is that a young Rashida Jones?

Ok what was death’s ultimate goal? Just to experience what it’s like to be a human being? I just found it bizarre that Brad Pitt’s body’s original host (that was weird to type) returned after Death and Hopkins cross the bridge (to represent the afterlife?)

The score was excellent! I really enjoyed it

Appropriate video title hahaha

Who fucking cares? We beat OU at 11 am, and god damn it, let’s do it again. To everyone bitching about the conference championship- I would’ve killed for us to have this format back in the Stoops/Brown years. Our teams always seemed to get stronger throughout the season and getting another crack at OU would’ve been awesome. I would be more enthusiastic about this game if it was played at the cotton bowl than Jerryworld though.

Watched this movie for the first time tonight and the ending was...ambiguous? Can someone give me some sparknotes? gracias

Shiner is heavy beer... who’s gonna provide the Miller lite/keystone light to the masses?