Smart shade...for people too stupid to work a twisty wand or pull a rope. Now you just have to find the remote.
Also, incredibly awesome missed opportunity to market your product as a solution for Jerry World.
It is amazing that FB knows we simply THOUGHT about buying a rusty bayonet, much less a parachute; yet technology prevents these fuckers from being tracked down and shot.
Are they the 85 Bears or the 2000 Ravens? No. Did they pass their first test against a decent team on the road? Yes.
Team Stats
1st Downs
20
16
3rd down efficiency
9-17
4-14
4th down efficiency
0-0
0-2
Total Yards
484
263
Passing
311
162
Comp/Att
25/35
25/38
Yards per pass
8.9
4.3
Interceptions thrown
2
2
Rushing
173
101
Rushing Attempts
37
31
Yards per rush
4.7
3.3
Penalties
14-122
2-10
Turnovers
2
4
Fumbles lost
0
2
Interceptions thrown
2
2
Possession
32:15
27:45
That was frustrating. I know he's a wizard with wild throws and shit, but damn, if it was anyone else, we'd be saying they were a complete dumbass.
The second one almost cost them dearly. I think Pachecko only threw the ball like that because he heard the whistle( hopefully.)
I actually prefer the higher ABV, typically but not always. With beer it often accompanies a deeper flavor profile, but that certainly isn't absolute- Guinness checks in at 4.2 ABV. On a football Saturday/ Sunday, it's about a 1 beer per quarter pace. That was actually the first brewskie of the day after I had mowed the yard.
I also drink bourbon, so there's that, as well. Not on the same day...usually.
The Boys from Blessing are 37 -7 over the past 3 seasons, and are 4-0 in their 2025 campaign. Paraphrasing from their DCTF excerpt: Tidehaven was supposed to be in a rebuilding year after going to the State Final in 2023, but put together a run to the State Semifinals in 2024. They return 9 offensive and 8 defensive starters. The do return All=State DB TJ Galvan who is listed at 5'8", 170, 4.5.
Their coach David Lucio has been there 9 seasons. In the smaller schools that can be as much a barometer as anything else.
LOS alignment is a point of emphasis in the NFL right?
watch any game, regardless of teams; and slot receivers will be closer to the LOS than the OTs.
Drives me nuts. You're professionals. Line up like it.