This has been an interesting warmup by you all, but it’s time to get serious. I give you, the Chevrolet Celebrity Eurosport.
This car checks all the boxes.
1. American made. Has a v6 in it so you’ve got all that American muscle.
2. Front wheel drive so that commie neighbor of yours won’t have a step on you with his Honda.
3. It’s got euro in the name so the young single guy down the street with the BMW will know you’re serious.
4. It’s computerized so those bureaucrats at the EPA are satisfied.
5. It’s got so much shit in the intake and exhaust system that somehow, magically, it can simultaneously get shitty gas mileage and create no power. If the fuel is t creating power… and it’s not creating exhaust … what is it doing?
6. It’s got an AC Delco stereo with knobs, levers, an equalizer and a clock.
No matter the time, era or nostalgia, this car will never be in style or back in style. All of your shit cars pale in comparison to this shit.