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Hope it’s UT. What will they call it? Ditch name or contraction? SFA&M?

“I’m good!”

Travelling to OKC next week. Skirvin is $111 a night and Colcord is $175. Colcord is nicer but, because of this thread, I'm thinking about following the wisdom of Vince Young... "Let your nuts hang, bitches."

I first thought this was going to be a sequel to Road to Perdition and you and your dad were mafia hitmen or something. But after finishing, I think it's some high level joke about bidets and wiping your ass with one hand. Whatever it is, it's over my head. Excellent storytelling my friend.

Because I’m a badass I’m sure I would have handled this scenario better. It seems to me like backing up may not be the thing to do here. Dig in your heels and prepare to fight for your life.

I travelled to Cape Cod last May and learned that the actual location of Plymouth Rock is uncertain and maybe nobody knows where it actually is. More importantly, I learned that the Pilgrims first landed at Provincetown and engaged in some shenanigans, and Plymouth Plantation was actually their second stop. I'm not sure why then they thought Plymouth was superior to P-town, but I'm here to tell you, P-town > Plymouth and I would have passed on both.

I like the logic. Didn’t Fertitta offer Herman a ton of cash to stay at UH? What was Herman thinking? Stay in River Oaks, cash the checks, and take down a top 25 team every third year or so? #winning.

There is a large part of me that agrees with this post. We can carry ourselves with great dignity. An even larger part of me is aware that this is a Texas Longhorn centric sports message board and we’re on our exit the Big 12 tour. So, fuck you coach and good luck playing southeastern South Dakota tech for eternity. Bitches.

What the fuck? What the fuck. What. The. Fuck. What? The fuck were you thinking?

I'm sure the high school boys have PTSD and cry themselves to sleep nightly after this abomination. I'm sure of it.

Hey Mr. Helper. If we were trying to sort out the dogs that kill 6 month olds, and 2 year olds, how might we do that?

Well, me and my bear spray haven’t killed any 6 month old children or 2 year old children this week so, I’ll take my record over pit bull guy’s record. Why don’t you share your thoughts about the two kids in coffins in Memphis? Did the Chukchi breed those dogs to pull sleds and eat Siberian children? Hey bit bull guy - 6 month old approaching - FIRE!!!

I think you’re correct. I do think people make money off breeding and selling these dogs. Maybe regulation is needed there. How to sort out the breeds? I have no idea but I’m in - whatever it takes. As mentioned elsewhere - there are enough in my neighborhood that I armed my golf cart with bear spray. Got some interesting commentary from “pit bull guy” on that one. True story - after I got the bear spray I saw some random husky / malamute looking dog approach another lady walking a small dog. Kinda got me on edge but it deescalated. I was ready to bear spray the whole block if things went sideways. I guess the question is “how do you get pit bull guy to be happy with a non-lethal substitute for companionship?” When it becomes “cool” to not have a pit bull, the numbers will decrease. And if you keep a dog for more than companionship maybe you need to buy some insurance and have a permit of some sort. Price out the amateur breeder/I need a canine security force guy.

Agree. I get it. I don’t like to be told what I can and cannot do. I push back and when told I can’t do something a part of me wants to try just to give “the man” the middle finger. But here we’re talking about thousands if not hundreds of thousands of ticking bombs all over our country that could kill at any moment. Most won’t. Maybe 99.9% won’t. I would be in favor of law/policy changes that regulate/disincentivize the ownership of dangerous animals.

That last play was something less than gun jack left whatever that Vince ran on 4th and 5. receiver wasn’t even in end zone. Why not roll out and give him something he can run in or pass, jimbo?

I’m no marketing expert so… What exactly is aggy selling with that cheer practice commercial? Top notch education? Facilities? Location?

We’ll, I hope you dont encounter any of those generally sweet, look like a pit bull but not officially a pit bull, dogs on your long journey, because if you do… your long journey might end in a painful and bloody death.

Siegfried and Roy had a lion and tiger show for 13 years until one of the tigers bit into one of them and severed his spine. Were the cats friendly and peaceful - sure they were, most days. Some days they weren’t. Anyone wanna guess why it’s generally illegal to keep these large cats as house pets? I’ll help - it’s because when things go badly people die. When a “fighting breed” type dog decides it’s going to bite - lives hang in the balance. Is yours sweet? Maybe. What if it has a bad day? Dead babies, or adults, or whatever.

The bar at the Ambassador hotel in OKC makes a decent old fashioned.

Texas 38 ou 17 212 yards RoJo gonna go off in this one. Haven't been in about 9 years but I rode in a DART train with 75 ou fans and me any my 6 year old daughter the only orange in sight. Good thing they kept their mouths shut because we were ready to bring the smoke - 2 on 75.

I’ve seen cases where a parent is prosecuted for leaving a child in a hot car. How is this not the same or worse? https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/baby-sister-killed-pitbulls-memphis-b2197336.html?amp

If there is anything in SUX that qualifies as “pretty damn good,” it’s news to me. Shithole.

I would think below average for this place.

I think you miss the point and I think it’s intentional. She could marry some $250,000 a year CPA and have a life that is not “horrible.” Her go / no go has nothing to do with horrible. Her decision is: 1. Sit here in Tampa; or 2. Stay married to football guy but lead separate lives in separate places cause he’s in Tampa; or 3. I’m leaving - you can come with me or stay here but I’m going to enjoy my hundreds of millions and never go back to NFL life. Get the jet ready - I wanna see (insert nicest place/thing in the world here). #teamgoforitgiselle

I don't know why there is any debate over this issue. Seems to me like Giselle was on the biggest stage and pushed pause on that for Brady's career. Now she's tired of that shit and ain't doing it anymore. If you're Giselle, what does 2022 Brady give you, that you need? Fame and glory for that annual trip to the stadium in Cincinatti? Free trip to the owner's suite when the Pittsburgh away game comes around on the schedule? Have you seen the people that attend these games? This is slumming for her. Brazilian supermodel's friends are telling her "if you had at least married a soccer player, you could spend your time in Milan or Barcelona." Girls like Giselle could be sitting on a pretty nice yacht in Monaco watching gran prix, or rubbing elbows with the most sophisticated and/or stylish people in the world. Instead she's in Tampa. What's the nicest restaurant in Tampa? Fuck all that. If I'm Giselle, I feel like I am wasting my shot and I try to salvage what is left. What's her alternative? Sit at home bossing around the help and watching the Kardashians? Keep your fingers crossed and hope to ride on the float through town with a superbowl trophy once a year? That gives her zero status and fixes nothing for her. Oh, wait, I know what it is - she gets to stand next to Brady while a bunch of sweaty dudes ask for autographs. And maybe when he does give up playing, she can follow him around to be a coach or ESPN commentator? Woo-hoo! If the question is, "how good is Tom Brady?" then the answer is simple. I get it, football dudes idolize the really good football dude. If the question is "what does GB gain by following Brady around?" the answer is, less than zero - she is losing time and probably money and could either be earning more, or having a lot of fun in a lot of nicer places than ... Green Bay.