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  1. CoTex
    I tell you what I dont order. A whatacatch. Wanna know why? Because it’s discontinued. No fish Sammich for you. dammit!
  2. CoTex
    I thought little Bill kicked his ass for rolling into town all big shit like he was going to wave around his Glock and his Whataburger and get some deference cause some whore got her teets cut. Then Eastwood, Morgan Freeman and blind Emilio Estevez made them all bitches. At least that’s how I remember it.
  3. CoTex
    True story. I was sitting on a pier in Rockport when I was about 14 years old. WB in one hand. Big damned Dr Pepper in the other. Someone said something and I turned to look - interact with the speaker you know, manners - and a fookin’ seagull swooped down like the hawk of Achill in the Jameson’s commercial, and grabbed my WB. Gull flew about 3 feet and dropped my hamburguesa right in the piss. In anger I chucked my styrofoam cup of DP at that sumbitch and missed badly. Gull 1 - CoTex - 0.
  4. CoTex
    Ooooh, duck of death with the condescending but honest truth. Like doc Holiday in Tombstone with the shot glass slinging.
  5. CoTex
    I’m not calling you a liar. In this day and age you are entitled to your own truth. I dont want to trigger anyone. Having said all that, occam’s razor/precept and all…
  6. CoTex
    If I'm Pete Carroll, and I get the call that they'll pay 1.2 billion, I hit them back with "can I get it all up front?"
  7. CoTex
    If this is accurate, I am astounded. They pay him basically nothing for getting to or wining a conference or national championship. Make 10 mil a year but, whoa Nelly, you get an extra 100k if you get to the conference championship? Taxes, the cost to fly in his girlfriend and kid, put thwm up at a hotel, by the time the dust settles Jimbo might be better off not going to the conference championship and instead just sitting in his garage drinking beer and reading surly. Why not pay him $100k each year and give him a 6 million dollar bonus for making the conf champs and another 10 million for each national championship? Hmmm, I wonder why they didn’t paper that up?
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    Y’all are playing checkers - watch and learn some chess. Ahem (clears throat): “aggy has the best fan base, tradition, facilities and other important things of any school in the sec. The only thing standing between aggy and greatness now is the big money donors and boosters need to pool their funds and buy out jimbo’s contract and invest more in their next coach, who will surely lead them to unparalleled greatness. Any lesser school would ride out this contract, that’s wrong and thinking like a ‘sip. if they really have as much money as they say they do, they need to pass the hat and scratch out that 90million dollar check. Go aggy, you’re one step away from being Alabama’s big brother. Pay off jimbo and go hire your next coach. Be sure and get him on a long term contract too because he’s going to win a lot with all of those resources. I’m thinking 15 years minimum.”
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    aggy @ Miss St SECN

    CoTex replied to WBT's topic in Football

    Can y’all remind me how it works. A loss in the SEC is worth more than, what?
  10. CoTex
    ou sucks. They truly do.
  11. CoTex
    I would grab the nearest one by the tail and helicopter that sumbitch around at 300 gyrations per minute and it’s sharp teeth and claws would eviscerate anything within an 11 foot radius of me, except me, cause centrifugal.
  12. CoTex
    https://grundens.com/collections/fishing-bibs/products/herkules-16-bib-pants The original. If you go in the water wearing these and boots … don’t worry, you won’t suffer for long and, bonus, you’ll get a ride on the Flying Dutchman.
  13. CoTex
    I consider it a high compliment to be associated with this scene, and Sam K, in any way. He was pretty damned unique and funny. RIP.
  14. CoTex
    Texas - 50 WVU - 28 RB’s go for 325 I have two cousins that are twins - a male and a female - from Pensacola. Male cousin was bad news and didn’t have time for young tag-along so I would hang out with female. She was a cool chick. We would ride two up on her Suzuki dirt bike and later go for rides in her Camaro. Typical agenda was waterpark, mall or go-kart track to hang out and get high with her friends. Wasted days in North Florida. We had a bond and I am quite confident I could have had a closer relationship with her, if you know what I mean. I elected not to do so because I’m a Texan, not an okie or Virginian from the west. She died a couple of years ago and I remember her fondly.
  15. CoTex
    I have a theory. Something better than totally uninformed bullshit but not quite a hot take. Here goes: UTSA was not a letdown game. It was actually a tough game - we just had a good defensive second half. Tech was the letdown game. We had an easy first score on a broken coverage and everyone lost the fire. I think the team is better than the tech game showed - even with Card - and UTSA with their qb might be a top 25 team. There you have it. We’ll pound WV, and then play ousux strong (strongly?). I’m out.
  16. CoTex
    I doubt Bum would have prospered in today’s world. But he was the right man for the job then.
  17. CoTex
    I’ve seen bigger.
  18. CoTex
    Is this supposed to be an example of rough weather or just a lumpy gulf day? What are we seeing here?
  19. CoTex
    I liked the Derrick Dolls. They were nice ladies.
  20. CoTex
    And can anyone ID that kids watch? I might know a friend that’s in the market for that model - five finger discount - if you know what I mean.
  21. CoTex
    Why does jimbo jr. wear his hat over his ears? Is that a medical condition?
  22. CoTex
    All the time you spend trying to get back what's been took from you, more is going out the back door. You can't stop what's comin', they aren't waitin' on you - that's vanity.
  23. CoTex
    I hate those things. For some reason they always creep me out. Hate.
  24. CoTex
    Would you we need to improve in the “all gas” part of this operation, or maybe focus our efforts on the “no brakes” end of things, coach?
  25. CoTex
    Romanian leader hanged by his own people trying to get out of town? Help me out - too lazy to read history.

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