Jump to content

CoTex

Legacy Members
  • Posts

    1134
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by CoTex

  1. Lou Reed, Sandra Bullock and Burt Reynolds? Weird threesome.
  2. Once you start shooting - why stop? I’d have put that cat out of bidness.
  3. Is there a bulb I can put in my now obsolete soffit can lights that is wifi controllable and color variable? Prove it.
  4. This should be unpopular. I'm in OKC. So far I've eaten at some Italian lunch place downtown, Flint, Mahogany, Vast, Broadway 10, restaurant at Ambassador hotel, Freddy's custard, dominos, and city eats which is a sandwich shop. I'm ready for texmex. Yes, I know ousux. Yes, I regret that I'm here and not in the great state. What I don't know is, "where can I get some decent tex-mex, here?" I searched the enchilada thread and couldn't figure it out. A crispy taco, some enchiladas and salsa that doesn't use ketchup/catsup as a base. Top three? Thank you in advance for your assistance.
  5. But what if 100% is all we have?
  6. She’s a sandwich bag?
  7. Meh, they could have screwed us in that muffed punt touch earlier and didn’t. We have to win - expect no favors.
  8. Hope it’s UT. What will they call it? Ditch name or contraction? SFA&M?
  9. “I’m good!”
  10. Travelling to OKC next week. Skirvin is $111 a night and Colcord is $175. Colcord is nicer but, because of this thread, I'm thinking about following the wisdom of Vince Young... "Let your nuts hang, bitches."
  11. I first thought this was going to be a sequel to Road to Perdition and you and your dad were mafia hitmen or something. But after finishing, I think it's some high level joke about bidets and wiping your ass with one hand. Whatever it is, it's over my head. Excellent storytelling my friend.
  12. Because I’m a badass I’m sure I would have handled this scenario better. It seems to me like backing up may not be the thing to do here. Dig in your heels and prepare to fight for your life.
  13. I travelled to Cape Cod last May and learned that the actual location of Plymouth Rock is uncertain and maybe nobody knows where it actually is. More importantly, I learned that the Pilgrims first landed at Provincetown and engaged in some shenanigans, and Plymouth Plantation was actually their second stop. I'm not sure why then they thought Plymouth was superior to P-town, but I'm here to tell you, P-town > Plymouth and I would have passed on both.
  14. I like the logic. Didn’t Fertitta offer Herman a ton of cash to stay at UH? What was Herman thinking? Stay in River Oaks, cash the checks, and take down a top 25 team every third year or so? #winning.
  15. There is a large part of me that agrees with this post. We can carry ourselves with great dignity. An even larger part of me is aware that this is a Texas Longhorn centric sports message board and we’re on our exit the Big 12 tour. So, fuck you coach and good luck playing southeastern South Dakota tech for eternity. Bitches.
  16. What the fuck? What the fuck. What. The. Fuck. What? The fuck were you thinking?
  17. I'm sure the high school boys have PTSD and cry themselves to sleep nightly after this abomination. I'm sure of it.
  18. Hey Mr. Helper. If we were trying to sort out the dogs that kill 6 month olds, and 2 year olds, how might we do that?
  19. Well, me and my bear spray haven’t killed any 6 month old children or 2 year old children this week so, I’ll take my record over pit bull guy’s record. Why don’t you share your thoughts about the two kids in coffins in Memphis? Did the Chukchi breed those dogs to pull sleds and eat Siberian children? Hey bit bull guy - 6 month old approaching - FIRE!!!
  20. I think you’re correct. I do think people make money off breeding and selling these dogs. Maybe regulation is needed there. How to sort out the breeds? I have no idea but I’m in - whatever it takes. As mentioned elsewhere - there are enough in my neighborhood that I armed my golf cart with bear spray. Got some interesting commentary from “pit bull guy” on that one. True story - after I got the bear spray I saw some random husky / malamute looking dog approach another lady walking a small dog. Kinda got me on edge but it deescalated. I was ready to bear spray the whole block if things went sideways. I guess the question is “how do you get pit bull guy to be happy with a non-lethal substitute for companionship?” When it becomes “cool” to not have a pit bull, the numbers will decrease. And if you keep a dog for more than companionship maybe you need to buy some insurance and have a permit of some sort. Price out the amateur breeder/I need a canine security force guy.
  21. Agree. I get it. I don’t like to be told what I can and cannot do. I push back and when told I can’t do something a part of me wants to try just to give “the man” the middle finger. But here we’re talking about thousands if not hundreds of thousands of ticking bombs all over our country that could kill at any moment. Most won’t. Maybe 99.9% won’t. I would be in favor of law/policy changes that regulate/disincentivize the ownership of dangerous animals.
  22. That last play was something less than gun jack left whatever that Vince ran on 4th and 5. receiver wasn’t even in end zone. Why not roll out and give him something he can run in or pass, jimbo?
  23. I’m no marketing expert so… What exactly is aggy selling with that cheer practice commercial? Top notch education? Facilities? Location?
  24. We’ll, I hope you dont encounter any of those generally sweet, look like a pit bull but not officially a pit bull, dogs on your long journey, because if you do… your long journey might end in a painful and bloody death.
  25. Siegfried and Roy had a lion and tiger show for 13 years until one of the tigers bit into one of them and severed his spine. Were the cats friendly and peaceful - sure they were, most days. Some days they weren’t. Anyone wanna guess why it’s generally illegal to keep these large cats as house pets? I’ll help - it’s because when things go badly people die. When a “fighting breed” type dog decides it’s going to bite - lives hang in the balance. Is yours sweet? Maybe. What if it has a bad day? Dead babies, or adults, or whatever.
×
×
  • Create New...