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I haven't watched Tech's qb at all but I know in my soul that UTSA's guy was way more elusive. He should have been sacked about 5 more times. That TT dude better get to that check down quickly or he'll have stormtrooper white all over his ass.

Can we agree that the shift where Card ends up out wide isn't really fixing anything or confusing anyone? He's got a bad ankle and they ain't gonna throw it over there. Oh, and when Ewers is better, we damned sure aren't sending him down field to catch a pass. Why not just walk Card off the field and let Roschon throw one every once and a while to keep the defense on their toes? Or put some speedster in at receiver and give us some additional reverse options? Card, you're ok, but go sit this one out.

I write in response to the comments about UTSA fans. I would like to offer a counter perspective. I have engaged in misdeeds, debauchery, gluttony and wild rioting in their city. Unknown statutes of limitations prevent me from elaborating in great detail but I can share this tidbit. I know how to recover a personal vehicle from the Alamo Area Narcotics Task Force. I raise this because it is possible that their bad behavior was either learned from me, or in response to my prior actions. I know for a fact that others on this message board occupy a similar position. I’m willing to tolerate their fan jackassery - kinda feel like I deserve it. I suggest that, if anything, we might owe a general apology to the good people of San Antonio. I’m confident I do.

I spent a week working in Sioux City one January about 5 years back. Right on the state line with Nebraska. Told my travel person “put me in the nicest hotel - whatever that town has.” I got https://www.hardrockcasinosiouxcity.com That hotel pumps strong air freshener and cigarette smoke into your room 24/7. There was no rest. Combine the worst parts of The movie Fargo with that movie where Billy Bob Thornton steals some money with his brothers. Dark, grey, smelly and depressing. Seriously - caused depression. I’ll never do that again.

I bet that it gets really interesting when he pulls that shit on some stressed out soccer mom with a carload of screaming kids and some complicated celiac/gluten friendly order. And I bet that dude runs the same play then with great satisfaction. Not going so far over the line that they ask for the manager, but just far enough to get the blood pressure up. A clever little move.

I go to KFC about once a year. Usually alone - go through the drive through for take out. I know it’s not good but for whatever reason every now and then I want some. So I go today and I order the three piece. Dude on the mic says “what side would you like?” I very clearly said “mashed potatoes and gravy.” He said “Cole slaw - ok.” I said “mashed potatoes sir, no Cole slaw,” to which he replied “got it.” I suspect 98% of people that go through that drive through every day get the potatoes. I suspect the other 2 percent don’t order their sucky Cole slaw. Nobody ever orders the fucking slaw and we all know it. This is as certain as sunrise. But that dude, to brighten up his day and entertain himself, he fucks with people. I bet he does that 200 times a day and gets all variety of dickhead comments. and he gets laughs and the satisfaction that can only come from being in control of something so minute and toying with it. This Brightened my day. Carry on KFC man - I like your style.

Was he down when his calf hit the ground or was he down when his forearm hit the ground? Seriously. Seems like both were missed.

When my child switched from team sports to individual sports my life improved substantially.

I didn’t choose the hotel. I was with a group traveling for sports and someone else chose. I could have gone renegade or stayed with the group. I chose to not go renegade which, although a choice, wasn’t exactly choosing that hotel. Either way - SHV is a dump.

I dont know exactly how the transfer portal works but I’m pretty sure that, at some point, Card saw Ewers coming and Manning behind him. He could have transferred or “entered the portal” but instead he sacked up and competed. And, after he lost out on starting he still sacked up and carried the clipboard. And, turns out we needed him in a bad way and instead of having ass for a backup, we had a serviceable backup that, even with a bad ankle gave us a fighting chance. In this day and age that earns you respect. At least from me. Good work Card - you’re not done yet.

Texas 38 Roadrunners 24 Defense gives up 265 yards I predict some special teams action on this one - Texas houses a punt or blocked punt.

I felt sorry for you so I went back and found your post. You said bama 63 texas 10 ewers 149 yards total You may be a nice guy, you may bleed burnt orange, and maybe we can be friends someday, but last week you were an Alabama dickrider. Own it. Dickrider.

When is the next RV road trip and how do I sign up? Is the answer Tuscaloosa ‘23?

I stayed at the HGI in Shreveport once. Whole damned place was clammy swampy and humid. Walls were wet. WTF?

Shit without the shingle?

I seem to remember someone asking John Sharp “why did you give him a 10 year contract?” Sharp said something like “because we couldn’t do 15…”. Anyone got that quote?

Texas 35 Alabam 28 I’ll be ready to watch all you bama dickriders make excuses when this one is finished. Ewers 300 yards.

Honorable mention?

I can’t find the pick em thread so I’m putting it here Texas - 55 Bobby Bouchets - 10

What does GB gain by Brady winning an 8th ring? She can tell all her girlfriends that her husband is a good quarterback? I suspect her life goals are a little different than the average poster here, and I suspect her status doesn't come from her husband's football records.

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Ziggy Marley and Jack Johnson last night at Dos Equis Pavillion/Fair Park. I gotta say - the vibe at a Sunday evening Jack Johnson concert is laid back. That was an easy show to attend and enjoy.

Anyone go to Jack Johnson? Any advice for Dos Equis Pavilion in Dallas?