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  1. CoTex

    Need a ruling

    CoTex replied to jimmyjazz's topic in Lulz

    Also, what is your address, surly wants to slam your chicken, skin and all.
  2. CoTex

    Need a ruling

    CoTex replied to jimmyjazz's topic in Lulz

    I feel like the story has changed. it went from you were serving chicken to a group of family to...you have a legion of friends and preteens who randomly show up to your neighborhood buffet and you’re trying to protect the olds, because you’re too generous. im not aware of any neighbor who serves all you can eat chicken to kids and olds but this is starting to sound aggy. if you are counting who took two and who didn’t, but the number of customers is unknown and uncertain, what’s the point? just admit it, you didn’t buy enough chicken, you puckered up and decided to ration out the chicken, and shit went wrong. The real mystery to me? Mashed potatoes. No matter how much of that I buy, it disappears faster than the bird.
  3. CoTex

    Need a ruling

    CoTex replied to jimmyjazz's topic in Lulz

    I’ve got a question of my own now. how exactly did you think this 2 piece rationing thing was going to work out? Two wings is < one breast. Some kids won’t eat thighs. Not all chicken parts are created equally. Next time maybe you get a scale and weight out the portions. There is still the possibility that the kids run on the legs, but you could layer additional rules like “10 ounces of chicken per person and no more than one leg.” this way you can make sure “everybody got theirs.” this is is a good thread. Really sparks my intellectual curiosity.
  4. CoTex

    Need a ruling

    CoTex replied to jimmyjazz's topic in Lulz

    I don’t think I missed the point. In fact I think I distilled it nicely. You didn’t buy enough chicken and some teenage girl wasted a piece, and you and your wife got in a fight over it. Now, you’re trying to crowdsource some confidence for round two of the poultry war because round 1 didn’t go your way. you don’t like my suggestion - buy more chicken next time - fight with wife less. Aaaand I’m the dumb one.
  5. CoTex

    Need a ruling

    CoTex replied to jimmyjazz's topic in Lulz

    No problem, Sport. I just presumed the demand outstripped the supply when you described your “two piece” rationing process, your surveillance of people seeking seconds, and your inventorying of leftovers. maybe I read too much into this.
  6. CoTex

    Need a ruling

    CoTex replied to jimmyjazz's topic in Lulz

    Maybe next time drop an extra $10 to make sure your family, extended family, etc isn’t fighting over the scraps. seems easier.
  7. CoTex
    Question: if we win out, we probably don’t go to the playoff but we can fuck ousux in the conference champ game right out of a 1/1 bowl and right into a shitty bowl, amirite? If so, i’m in.
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    Texas 35 okie 17
  9. CoTex
    Good for them. These poor fuckers have been out in the cold for years. Party it up coogs.
  10. CoTex
    That’s funny, I bet wake hates their aggy bs as much as anyone.
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    Friends have two daughters, one at aggy and one at mississipum state bulldogs. theyre going to the game in Starkville and joked “we could wear shirts that had a&m on one side and msu on the other that say “house divided.” i said “but the colors are the same so wouldn’t it just be a maroon shirt?” They had nothing. You know they’re still thinking that one over.
  12. CoTex
    Stupid sip. Don’t you know the sec is so tough that a loss there counts for more than a win against anyone else?
  13. CoTex
    Exactly. Typical Aggy logic. Baylor scored on their opening possession, which our defense is notorious for not even showing up. Then scored after a bad Shane interception that put the ball at midfield. Other than that, just a FG. We shut them down. But since the outcome didn't go as planned, now they turn their frustration to Baylor and they suck. No, Baylor just didn't play anyone worth a shit before Texas. Vic, this is aggy. What you've basically done is taken the truth you don't like, and discounted it, to focus on the truth you prefer. "If you don't count the two touchdowns we gave up, we played pretty good." Wrong. We won and that's enough. Let it be enough. You are a first rate whaler and if we were in Nantucket in 1800, you would be wealthy and revered. However, this is a football message board and you've gone full aggy. This I cannot abide.
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    Charlie Brewer

    CoTex replied to dad's topic in Football

    Come say it to my face.
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    Charlie Brewer

    CoTex replied to dad's topic in Football

    Today I wore an old fiesta bowl t-shirt under a flannel shirt. I got queso on both shirts. i can has scholarship offer?
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    I was just thinking - looks like my mailman.
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    If my aunt had balls she would be my uncle.
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    Shane sighting.
  19. CoTex
    What? We play wv. undefeated in conference and win the ccg? We control our own destiny. Keep winning mf’ers.
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    For the first time in a long time, I’m confident picking Texas to win from here on out. the rapey bears will score 31. Herman turns on the gas and the team that doesn’t rape err body scores 52. mark it down dude.
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    Going off of experience, I would say they were trying to suck something, or find something to suck. Seems like they succeeded.
  22. CoTex
    Fumble, scoop, score and injury. Fun for all!
  23. CoTex
    Jumbos kid looks like Malibu’s most wanted
  24. CoTex
    Yipes. do over
  25. CoTex
    At my house we decorate for Halloween. Cotex jr loves the headless horseman so we have a 6 foot tall headless horseman in the front yard. He falls over so this year I wired him up to our light pole which is next to the sidewalk that leads from the street to my front door. I never thought about it being anything other than a decoration. so this morning I’m watching game day and I see some religious door knockers walking down my street. I’m thinking “please don’t ring the doorbell, the dog will bark, I have to get up, please just walk on by.” they stop, look at my 6ft black horseman with a red cape and a lighted jackolantern head, they talk amongst themselves, and then they walk on by. win. I’m pleased. tl:dr - good Halloween deco will scare off jehovas witnesses.

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