CoTex

You don’t know my aunt Laura. Ever been to Wacissa Florida?

And my uncle could be my aunt if she had balls.

Osborne tried to fuck Texas in 09 because Mack could t manage a clock. whiny bitch.

These games all suck. What to watch?

I just saw some dude in overalls and yellow sleeves doing the Macarena. its like someone let the regards out.

Tulsa 10 Texas 52 orlando gon be pissed - defense balls out. herminator coaching for his job will want to show off.

I said to my wife “look, some aggy dude is holding a “marry me Jimbo” sign.” she said “sounds about right.” I’m enjoying watching aggy. Their weirdness is showing and they’re proud. weirdos.

Seafood? Anyone?

I don’t know why but for some reason I expected to be higher. more disappointment fuck me

Make fun of Tebow all you want. He won a natty and acted like he was playing for his life when he lost. Sam’s like “if you want to win, throw it up and hope something good happens - if not, fuck it.” young man, this is not good enough.

Was Orlando smiling after that penalty?

Fuck

fs1 has leinart on and ESPN won’t mention Texas. Wtf If I’m kyler Murray, and I’m not, I wouldnt dress up like some south beach fashion consultant and dare everyone to try to hurt me. .

Club Camelot.

Texas 35 Stupid looking helmets - 17

That Prius has a Hellcat motor in it. I don’t know what it has in it but it shifts gears at least twice. Electric motor don’t need no shift.

Well, they didn’t feel like hankerchief sized kites when somebody fucked up. You’ll have to get me a ride on that Farr 400 and show me how skilled and technical everything is.

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with the boat but I never caught the attraction to race them one-design. If I lived in SF and double handed with a spouse, it might even be on my list but again, that’s a heavy sumbitch. Personally, I like the j/35 better. More adjustments and better in the light. A j/35 in about 30 knots with the 1.5 up and pole back is a cool experience. You’re not going to turn and you can’t stop. Alas, now those days are gone. Now everything is sprits and string drops. It took real men to juggle the heavy pole and pull down a big kite. Are you old enough to have ever used a wire guy/afterguy?

That’s a j/105. Those sunbitches are heavy and solid. re: the question earlier about a deuce on a sailboat - class required equipment in a J/22 includes a five gallon bucket. If you’ve never used the bucket well, you’re not sailing enough.

I attended a late night show at your mom's house. I had post-production sickness.

I need to try more federal criminal cases. Seems like most of mine are hemmed in very well and my defense is something like “take the plea offer and we’ll put on a sentencing case.”

Something like this: “mr. defense witness, I want you to look at exhibit 33 here and pay attention to line 21. See those words there, is that a true statement?” “uh, well...” nothing more fun than when your witness gets up and admits part of the other side’s case. if you’ve ever worked on a drug case with a video recorded controlled buy, you’ll feel my pain. Prosecution plays a video of your guy doing something bad. Defense puts up a witness. Prosecution plays the video and asks “do you recognize —— in this video? What is he doing here with the baggy and the money?”

Negged. We eat nothing but Catalina at casa CoTex.

You all can fuck right off. my ribeye roasts are tip top when my instructions are followed. Right between rare and medium rare. when they get broiled for 50 minutes they fuckup.

Cotex "This ribeye roast is going to be excellent. It's in the oven broiling. When the timer goes off, roll it over and broil it on the other side for 10. Then switch over to bake at 450. After 30 minutes take its temperature. 135-140 it comes out. Set it in the lower oven and let it rest. I'll be home after soccer practice and we'll have dinner together." Mrs. Cotex "Got it." "Should I move it to a lower rack?" Cotex "No, when you switch to bake you'll want it on a top rack." ... Cotex at soccer practice "run you slackers, we're never going to win anything this way, I've got steak waiting for me at home." ... Cotex entering his garage with daughter "Wow, I can smell it all the way out here. It smells awesome." Cotex daughter "it smells good." ... Mrs. Cotex "I forgot to turn off the broiler, but I think I saved it. It's 165." "My mom says we can make au jus so it won't be so dry." Mrs. Cotex "it's like those burnt ends we like so much." Just another day living the dream.