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CoTex

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  1. Ingram running like he stole something.
  2. LJH’s wallet is the one that says bad mother fucker on it.
  3. Do you even Uncertain, bro?
  4. Do you have bad credit financing?
  5. CoTex

    Need a ruling

    It took 2 days and 2 pages but I sniffed it out. you're running some kind of oppressive regime over there where kids are so afraid to get caught eating that they sneak the skin off of a piece of chicken when nobody is looking. “Don’t beat me jimmyjohn, I just took the skin.” This is your fault. You’re to blame when these kids are all anorexic and shooting up chicken places. This is on your hands.
  6. CoTex

    Need a ruling

    Also, what is your address, surly wants to slam your chicken, skin and all.
  7. CoTex

    Need a ruling

    I feel like the story has changed. it went from you were serving chicken to a group of family to...you have a legion of friends and preteens who randomly show up to your neighborhood buffet and you’re trying to protect the olds, because you’re too generous. im not aware of any neighbor who serves all you can eat chicken to kids and olds but this is starting to sound aggy. if you are counting who took two and who didn’t, but the number of customers is unknown and uncertain, what’s the point? just admit it, you didn’t buy enough chicken, you puckered up and decided to ration out the chicken, and shit went wrong. The real mystery to me? Mashed potatoes. No matter how much of that I buy, it disappears faster than the bird.
  8. CoTex

    Need a ruling

    I’ve got a question of my own now. how exactly did you think this 2 piece rationing thing was going to work out? Two wings is < one breast. Some kids won’t eat thighs. Not all chicken parts are created equally. Next time maybe you get a scale and weight out the portions. There is still the possibility that the kids run on the legs, but you could layer additional rules like “10 ounces of chicken per person and no more than one leg.” this way you can make sure “everybody got theirs.” this is is a good thread. Really sparks my intellectual curiosity.
  9. CoTex

    Need a ruling

    I don’t think I missed the point. In fact I think I distilled it nicely. You didn’t buy enough chicken and some teenage girl wasted a piece, and you and your wife got in a fight over it. Now, you’re trying to crowdsource some confidence for round two of the poultry war because round 1 didn’t go your way. you don’t like my suggestion - buy more chicken next time - fight with wife less. Aaaand I’m the dumb one.
  10. CoTex

    Need a ruling

    No problem, Sport. I just presumed the demand outstripped the supply when you described your “two piece” rationing process, your surveillance of people seeking seconds, and your inventorying of leftovers. maybe I read too much into this.
  11. CoTex

    Need a ruling

    Maybe next time drop an extra $10 to make sure your family, extended family, etc isn’t fighting over the scraps. seems easier.
  12. Question: if we win out, we probably don’t go to the playoff but we can fuck ousux in the conference champ game right out of a 1/1 bowl and right into a shitty bowl, amirite? If so, i’m in.
  13. Good for them. These poor fuckers have been out in the cold for years. Party it up coogs.
  14. That’s funny, I bet wake hates their aggy bs as much as anyone.
  15. Friends have two daughters, one at aggy and one at mississipum state bulldogs. theyre going to the game in Starkville and joked “we could wear shirts that had a&m on one side and msu on the other that say “house divided.” i said “but the colors are the same so wouldn’t it just be a maroon shirt?” They had nothing. You know they’re still thinking that one over.
  16. Stupid sip. Don’t you know the sec is so tough that a loss there counts for more than a win against anyone else?
  17. Exactly. Typical Aggy logic. Baylor scored on their opening possession, which our defense is notorious for not even showing up. Then scored after a bad Shane interception that put the ball at midfield. Other than that, just a FG. We shut them down. But since the outcome didn't go as planned, now they turn their frustration to Baylor and they suck. No, Baylor just didn't play anyone worth a shit before Texas. Vic, this is aggy. What you've basically done is taken the truth you don't like, and discounted it, to focus on the truth you prefer. "If you don't count the two touchdowns we gave up, we played pretty good." Wrong. We won and that's enough. Let it be enough. You are a first rate whaler and if we were in Nantucket in 1800, you would be wealthy and revered. However, this is a football message board and you've gone full aggy. This I cannot abide.
  18. CoTex

    Charlie Brewer

    Come say it to my face.
  19. CoTex

    Charlie Brewer

    Today I wore an old fiesta bowl t-shirt under a flannel shirt. I got queso on both shirts. i can has scholarship offer?
  20. I was just thinking - looks like my mailman.
  21. If my aunt had balls she would be my uncle.
  22. Shane sighting.
  23. What? We play wv. undefeated in conference and win the ccg? We control our own destiny. Keep winning mf’ers.
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