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CoTex

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  1. What? We play wv. undefeated in conference and win the ccg? We control our own destiny. Keep winning mf’ers.
  2. For the first time in a long time, I’m confident picking Texas to win from here on out. the rapey bears will score 31. Herman turns on the gas and the team that doesn’t rape err body scores 52. mark it down dude.
  3. Going off of experience, I would say they were trying to suck something, or find something to suck. Seems like they succeeded.
  4. Fumble, scoop, score and injury. Fun for all!
  5. Jumbos kid looks like Malibu’s most wanted
  6. Yipes. do over
  7. At my house we decorate for Halloween. Cotex jr loves the headless horseman so we have a 6 foot tall headless horseman in the front yard. He falls over so this year I wired him up to our light pole which is next to the sidewalk that leads from the street to my front door. I never thought about it being anything other than a decoration. so this morning I’m watching game day and I see some religious door knockers walking down my street. I’m thinking “please don’t ring the doorbell, the dog will bark, I have to get up, please just walk on by.” they stop, look at my 6ft black horseman with a red cape and a lighted jackolantern head, they talk amongst themselves, and then they walk on by. win. I’m pleased. tl:dr - good Halloween deco will scare off jehovas witnesses.
  8. That’s a very nice boat. First race planned yet? I’m curious, regatta to regatta, this boat goes over the road, not on the deck of a transport ship, right. Stuff it all in a container and hire someone to move the container? I remember the j/125 rain cloud had a removable keel and sat on the trailer sideways. Looked like a pain in the ass to disassemble and load.
  9. What is that? A spreader tip without an open end? is the new boat a 40 or something bigger?
  10. 2013. Case Mccoy you goofy sumbitch, you delivered when it really mattered.
  11. That's an option as well My story from 2013. My daughter is 6 years old and I've got 2 tickets. Take the wife or daughter? Daughter has never been to a game. Wife says "take daughter." Grey, rainy day. We get on dart and it's packed and it's 95% mobilehoma fats. Daughter is intimidated by the crowd and she realizes we're the minority and the majority looks scary. I kneel down and tell her "don't worry, we may not win today, but we'll get to see Bevo and have some fun." She's nervous - she's 6. We're late because DART sucks and stuff happened, trying to get into cotton bowl we hear them fire smokey. That's Whaley scoring a touchdown. I look at her and say "that's a good sign, we better get in there." We get to our seats, the sun comes out, and we experienced gridiron glory that day. Case showed up to ball. Daje housed a punt. Family restroom right behind our seats was a big bonus. Daughter had a smile glued on her face the entire time and horns up. We sang "hey hey hey goodbye" to the land thieves for a large part of the 4th quarter. That day we were loud, we wore orange, and we stayed late walking around eating corndogs and enjoying the Texas State Fair, the proud victors of the greatest game in college football. tl:dr - leave early if you're taking dart; take your kid to this game - you'll make a longhorn for life; ou sucks.
  12. Hager has sucked but had some plays today. Thanks you long haired dummy. I love you.
  13. Keonte, my man.
  14. Deep thoughts by CoTex: I'm sitting at 201 out of 353 participants. This means that, when it comes to football, I am below the average participant in this game. I could have randomly copied someone else's pick for the first 4 games, instead of picking myself. Had I done so, I likely would be in a better position than I presently am using my current process, intellect and intuition. Apparently I am a dumbass, which must be presumed by my presence here, but more than that, I'm a bigger dumbass than the average of you. Maybe I am aggy, and just don't know it. That is all.
  15. are we still talking about fishing?
  16. Orlando. My man.
  17. 99.8 now. F u ESPN
  18. No kidding, young, cj, duvernay, lj, whole offense fought
  19. Sam keeps his cool, makes a play and doesn’t go full retard. I like it.
  20. Two good fights after catch by receivers. I like it
  21. When Tcu is up by 6, ESPN has their win probability at 65. Now Texas is up 8 and win probability is only 55. How does that work?
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