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CoTex

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  1. Human nature when you’re in an emergency on a boat is to stay sheltered in the interior - “we’re safe in here - the bad water is out there.” Probably you couldnt have pried the passengers out of that duck boat to swim in the storm, even though it’s apparent to all of us that the boat is a death trap. Add in screaming panicked women and children and imagine the hell on the interior of that thing. Grab something floaty, kick off your shoes and enter the water. Wind and waves suck but just float for 10 mins or so and you live. The captain should have never entered the lake but , after he did, full throttle and beach that mf’er, anywhere. You don’t need a weather report - use your brain and look out the damned window. After the exit is submerged - there is no abondoned ship. You’re going to meet Davy Jones.
  2. I went to a kid’s pizza party with Mia Hamm last night. Pretty laid back chick.
  3. There is an open air Thai restaurant on the north/east side of Portland across the river that’s really great. i forgot the name of it because i got drunk af on cloudy sake and then walked across the street to the smoke shop and got into some crazy stuff. had so much fun I had to leave the rental car parked on the street and Uber to the hotel for a nap. Bend is worth the trip. I was eating lunch at this restaurant and bullshitting with the owner and I told him I was from Texas. He said “I used to have some restaurants in Texas...”. I asked him which ones? He said “mccormick and schmicks.” Because I’m an asshole I said “are you McCormick or Schlick? “. He said “I’m bob McCormick.” Pine tavern bend Oregon.
  4. Lopez doing work.
  5. Those chicks get a police escort home some enhanced screening if younger and singler me is the copper.
  6. If you’ve never placed an unopened can of Wolf chili into the coals in the fire ring at your camp fire at pedernqles state park, as a treat for your college buddies, well then, you would be surprised by that furnace video. trying to explain to my friend Phillip’s dad why his tent had burn holes in it, like it had been through a meteor shower, and chili stains on it - that was hard to do with a straight face. the energy released when a can of chili explodes will launch coals into the tops of trees at pedernales falls, as well as launch coals all over you , your friends, and your friends mom’s new Acura legend. sorry for partying
  7. Are you in Chicago this week? Gearing up for the mac?
  8. I'm at an advocacy workshop with people from all over the country learning/practicing skills to advocate for people with problems. In advocating for my hypothetical client I described him as "lacking paternal influence and role models." Apparently that's not cool anymore because I got the "our world is full of people raised by single mothers, this is not a negative trait." I pushed back with "yeah, but obviously in a perfect world he would have had a father and mother...." That made it worser. Oops. #getoffmylawn
  9. Poors. When my day comes, I don't want rootbeer and Doritos. Throw me a Cooper's beef rib and s shiner prickly pear and send me on to Valhalla.
  10. Me and Zeppo gon’ take some sota chicks to Applebee’s for a seafood dinner.
  11. Just got our schedule - we start tues afternoon and play at least until Friday. This could be good.
  12. Or, you can fuck right off and I’ll wreck shop alone.
  13. I’m at the Marriott downtown until Saturday. Hit me up if you go looking for adventure.
  14. Thanks for the tips. i wish we could have put together the curling. That’s a rare experience for Texans. Soccer tournaments are always such an asswhip. 3 nights at the staybridge suites eating rubber omelette for breakfast for $169 per night. intercontinental is tempting af at $102 per night.
  15. I think the Donger should play a role in this movie. Any role.
  16. Last minute trip to Minneapolis for a soccer tournament in Blaine. intercontinental hotel in downtown St. Paul and commute or nah? It’s cheap on Priceline. Where should I stay - definitely not stay? anyone have any Schwanns cup tips?
  17. I was at the falcon heavy launch and subsequent landings. Didn’t know shit about musk before that but after watching it - learning how he has advanced what was a stagnant science - I’m a big fan. He’s going to swing and miss some but I like it, keep swinging bro, swing away.
  18. It is frustrating to me that we keep discussing “oxygen.” we don’t breathe “oxygen” on land and divers don’t breathe it underwater. we breathe air. most divers breathe air, and technical divers might breathe special gas mixtures like nitrox, heliox, or trimix. No diver breathes oxygen except when they’re in the ambulance on the way to the hospital after a diving accident. its expensive, explosive, and toxic at depth. the Thai navy seal guy didn’t “run out of oxygen” - he ran out of air. carry on.
  19. I witnessed the performance of oral sex in a Honda Accord parked west of the Stewart beach McDonald’s on Monday of last week. my favorite thing to do in Galveston is go for a 9am run on the Seawall, you’re guaranteed to see something. I guarantee. best beach - joe the umbrella guy in front of the galvez. Best lunch - maceos but overpriced. best dinner - casual bennos, nicer is Rudy paco.
  20. http://www.pbs.org/wnet/pioneers-of-television/video/a-transcendent-moment-in-roots/ Roots > o & a g > iron eagle Jaws 3 and enemy mine are not in the conversation. If I could choose who to have a beer with though, chappy is the man.
  21. Hull England, 1996. imagine being trapped in the movie train spotting, with more tension, anger and violence. everyone wanted to fight. Even the wimmenz. Saw a guy bleeding on the floor after being stabbed in a club. I never went anywhere less than 4 strong and we had to deescalate or sidestep a fight at least once per hour. some mayor type took our group for a walking tour of their downtown. People were heckling and threatening us from the streets and pubs. f that place.
  22. There was a Texas song on the previous board that talked about Farrah fawcet and beating ousux. I like that one.
  23. I always figured toting one less testicle up the mountains was the real advantage. if those German sumbitches weren’t devoted enough to drop a huevo, then they didnt deserve to win.
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