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CoTex

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  1. There, but for the grace… go I.
  2. CoTex

    Colonoscopy

    Woke up with a little soup in the chute. Sprayed that out - clearish yellow. Went to surgery center. Anesthesia is really cool. At first everything got weird / muffled. I said “weird/muffled” and they said “that’s the —-caine.” The other stuff may burn in your arm a little. Then I said “I feel it in my arm…”. Then I woke up. 3 polyps. Biopsies pending. Glad I did it and as far as the doctor, nurses, everyone that cared for me - they were awesome. For posterity: 1. You do/can dream under anesthesia. I did. 2. I was afraid I would say something while woozy and my wife would hold that shit against me. Not an issue - when I woke up I was in control. 3. Anesthesia hits hard. It’s not like “had one too many shots and went to sleep.” More like a deer when the bulllet hits it before it ever hears a sound. Out. 4. Be nice to the nurses, etc., and odds are they will give you a smooth ride. I can’t imagine what that would have been like if they were bitchy. 5. I’ll go back as often as necessary. Comparing it to a day in my normal life - not that bad. Prep tastes like lemon flavored laguna madre water and you’ll squirt every ounce back out, but other than it’s just an inconvenience. If this buys me 1 more year of life, 5 more years of life, 20? Worth every bit of hassle.
  3. CoTex

    Colonoscopy

    Ate about 2/3 a tub of bluebell on Tuesday night, with bourbon drizzled over it, because I’m a Texan. Woke up Wednesday - black coffee and had a nice giant shite mid-morning. Then, at 5pm, I hammered 1/2 of gavilyte jug and proceeded to unload. Chased it with an orange Gatorade because I like orange Gatorade. Turns out that’s a really good indicator of where things are because… 1 hour later everything was orange. 10pm - other half of gavilyte. Then Big bottle of Yellow Gatorade. Soupass until midnight and then sleep. to be continued.
  4. Yes, I know it’s the wrong thread. anyone know what the hell this is and, do I release it in my 1/4 acre back yard as a long-term pet or in the woods? Im going with generic tortoise.
  5. By my half-assed internet research the chopper that went down was a Fort Worth built Huey that is a civilian/comfort version of the whirlybirds our pappies flew in the jungle … 55 years ago. Is it ironic that Iranian leaders chant “death to USA” while they fly around in our old castoff shit? Couldn’t they buy some nicer shit from China? For historic perspective this a car designed and built at the same time as the introduction of the Huey. https://www.motortrend.com/features/ford-pinto/
  6. Not sure why I thought of this but it seems marginally relevant.
  7. What’s more embarrassing? Caught peeping or asswhip from Denver Karen? https://www.foxnews.com/us/colorado-mom-tackles-alleged-peeping-tom-outside-department-store-dressing-room
  8. Sydney Sweeney outweighs them all with natural, unenhanced talent.
  9. They got a Cuban sandwich place there with some mamacitas working the counter. I don’t call them maam or sir. https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g34438-d495794-Reviews-La_Carreta-Miami_Florida.html
  10. You would think with her having thick everything else, she would also have thick skin. Not so much.
  11. Pulling one’s self up on a stationary j/24 from the water is no small task. If the boat is moving - you will require substantial assistance to reboard.
  12. Oh, and I’ve spent most of my life thinking that killing and capturing whales and dolphins was an obvious mistake, but I also see that this pod of whales has chosen to not politely share the ocean. I kinda think eradicate this bad pod. Not because I like killing whales but because I think this is some learned behavior and I would rather try to stop it now than wish I had later. can we call in the Japanese and trade this pod for something else?
  13. Hypothetical question - if you had a pod of killer whales that behaved badly. Wrecked sailboats, etc. hooligans. and you knew that over time they would commingle and teach the other pods, throughout the seas and oceans similar bad habits, would you be doing all whales a favor by exterminating the hooligans? Similar thought - If someone killed these bad actor whales, what is the loss to man/mankind/existence? Gain?
  14. I may be doing it wrong but I look at the shirt as sort-of the disposable wear item along with the socks. $100 shirt and $100-200 tie will look better than most people you’ll encounter. Except G650 of course who very well may have a damned Gulfstream 650.
  15. Billionaire lady worried about looks?
  16. I buy from proper cloth https://propercloth.com It ain’t Hong Kong custom, but it works for me.
  17. That’s a slow small boat for that passage, and when I think of Hunters I think of dock barges, not bluewater craft. Did that thing have a shitter? Any means of generating electricity?
  18. The universe has a way of getting even and these whales are gonna settle some scores. I’m no whale expert but I’m pretty confident in this. Unless someone has a way to train them to stop, they’ll keep doing this until they’re killed. The question is - when do sailboat guys become more important than whales have a right to live guys?
  19. Imagine the interview when you’re in the ER later that night (that is if you survive because, ya know, pit bulls kill people). ”what were you trying to do CoTex?” ”well, I was gonna pick the pit bull up by the back legs and then, if that didn’t work, I was gonna stick my finger in its ass.” ”and when the dog stopped biting —- and started biting you, what were your thoughts?” “My first thought was that I shouldn’t have tried to put my finger in an angry dog’s ass. My second thought was, I really shouldn’t have tried to put my finger…” “And why did you do this?” ”I read on the internet that pit bulls don’t bite if you pick them up by the hind legs and finger their bums.” ”do you try everything you see on the internet?” ”uh, err…” ”are you from Florida, or aggy?”
  20. I’ve been proceeding on the assumption that a private school which really wants a student tries to get the number close to the cost of public school. And if it’s a private school that doesn’t really want you, well f u Rice.
  21. Koco Garcia seems like an, ahem, professional.
  22. Humblebrag incoming. Child was invited to visit Austin College for sports. They don't do sports scholarships but, at least, forever she'll be able to truthfully say "I could have played in college." Anyone know anything about Austin College?
  23. UIL Regional tennis fan this morning. Lost but fought hard, drive home and final review for APUSH national exam tomorrow w child. It’s nice to get a day to just devote myself to child. College in 15 months and I’ll miss this.
  24. You're misplaying your hand. Try "For a hundred bucks I'll change the name on my reservation at _______, to @Bevo."
  25. Austin Country Club - Private Country Club in Austin, TX
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