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El Hornarino

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  1. Voted comet. They travel faster than asteroids, so there is much less time for Hypnotoad to lead a team of misfit wildcat drillers on a mission to destroy it before impact.
  2. If I was a Washington fan / troll, would have gone with Penix Mightier as my username. Will Washington really mighty their Penix? Cause Indiana tried to mighty their Penix, wasted a pretty penny, they don't mind telling you.
  3. The answer is obvious, and should emulate the most successful world football tournament. The new format should only play every four years, and be hosted in the state that pays the NCAA officials the biggest bribe while making the most outlandish promises regarding new facilities and tourist attractions.
  4. Bye Fallica
  5. Think I have been pretty terrible so far, so may as well keep the streak alive: Texas 31 Baylor 24 Bijan 161 yds
  6. Texas 27 Kansas 24 Punt - 200 (5)
  7. Maybe Sark will leave for Project Runway and we won't have to pay his buyout.
  8. I know I'm offended. In related news, "Seven Win Steve" remains an aspirational nickname.
  9. Texas 38 TCU 34 539 passing
  10. I'm surprised KSU thought they could beat us with a Nebraska QB.
  11. Texas 38 KSU 35 71 plays, long 31. Fake prediction: Texas up 35 points at half time. Then the second half offense appears, but miraculously KSU only scores 35 against blown assignments.
  12. The culture problem is that the people involved with hiring the football coaches do not know how to identify good ones.
  13. All I know is every game I am yelling "Why aren't they covering that mofo?!" Chart shows us trying to cover more mofos, but maybe we need better coverage on fewer mofos. Take away their best mofo, at least on third down.
  14. Texas 31 Ok St 28 22 for 274
  15. This one's going to be their first triple digit loss.
  16. Brent Venables is built for success and I'm going to tell you he will win multiple national titles at Oklahoma, he will be competing for a conference title within 3 years and he could be the next generation's Nick Saban. -Tim Brando (probably)
  17. Texas - 42 Iowa St - 9 38 - 195
  18. Texas 45 OU 20 Bijan + Worthy = 301 yds I can't think of any Texas - OU funny stories. I blocked a lot of them from my memory. After one of the losses, I was ranting about how Mack should be fired while volunteering at the children's hospital. But you had to be there.
  19. Texas 37 WVU 27 RB 227 yds
  20. My interest has been declining. I don't know how much of that is due to Texas's poor performance for over a decade running, and how much is due to the decline in parity. The latter is only in part due to the NCAA failing to curb player purchasing, the other half of it is the unregulated "non-coaching" staff spending where some programs have been spending tens of millions more per year on "analysts" and scouts. Alabama made the decision to outspend everyone else on football, this despite the fact that their total athletic department revenue is lower than a lot of large state universities. NIL may help a few schools with wealthy donors buy a few players, but it doesn't necessarily close a $10, $20, or $30 million dollar gap in "analysts" and talent scouts.
  21. Did Georgia ever actually beat a decent team this season?
  22. Fickell obviously waiting for the Texas job.
  23. I agree. I want to know why he only got one of two first-team nods instead of both of them.
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