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El Hornarino

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  1. Oh gee. Bijan gets a carry out of the gate for a fuckload of yards.
  2. Haha, Jesse Palmer calling out decision to put Bijan in witness protection.
  3. Ok, just make Dicker kick from 52 yds away every time.
  4. Amazing 2nd quarter on offense.
  5. I don't understand the phrase "I have a lot of friends who are aggys," or variations thereof.
  6. Highly regarded people think A&M should be in. Highly regarded.
  7. Gozer the Gozerian is at the top of the list after Meyer, so we have to wait for the Keymaster to hook up with Zuul first.
  8. Of course the official line is that Herman coming back next season. He is coming back for every season through 2023 as per the terms of his contract. At least until it is determined he should no longer be the "current head coach." I would have been happy enough to see him fired after last season, or at some point earlier this season. I still have some patience, and can wait for a few weeks before storming Bellmont.
  9. "I would like to reiterate that the time is 2:51PM." - my strong statement of support for the current time.
  10. Mack was trying to emulate John Cooper.
  11. They won the first half I guess. He was OC when Auburn bought a championship though.
  12. Only thing Ohio State would gain from playing the aggies is exposure to novel ovine coronavirus.
  13. Hoping Kubiak and most of the IT list are red herrings. Or 9.95 ass-pulls.
  14. I do not believe Herman is an above average head coach.
  15. Which side of the line is Hugh Freeze on?
  16. You are right, that isn't believable.
  17. The Pope's blessing.
  18. The McRibbening
  19. Ash: "We noticed that our alignment where nobody is in the middle of the field allows offenses to get yards right up the middle."
  20. Franklin's one conference title in six seasons was the 2016 season, in which he won his only outing against Urban Meyer's Ohio State. Seems like many considered that game something of a fluke, given that OSU was sent to the CFP that year anyway (and were crushed by Clemson). Just counting wins, I suppose he has done all right the last four seasons. If Texas is content to get back to 10 or 11 wins a season, with losing the the one or two decent teams played each season and conference titles once in a blue moon, this hire makes sense. Franklin is 1-5 vs Ohio State, and he is 2-4 against Michigan.
  21. Hear, hear. Penalties galore, repeated special teams ineptitude, the same ineffective offensive plans and personnel groupings. I suppose we need a couple more years to be absolutely certain he is incompetent.
  22. Comes from OU bitching, since our last score in the 4th was with 14 seconds left.
  23. Well a friend of mine works for Cyberdyne, and Skynet said that in the 2nd OT we should have launched the nuclear missiles to kill all humans. Don't worry though, my friend says that is just a mistake in the programming and is fixable.
  24. I don't know who Sam Pittman is, but yes he is. I do know who Pee Wee Herman is, and he is also a better coach than Tom Herman.
  25. Herman has certainly proven to be an offensive coach, as my eyes are offended.
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