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Thrawn

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  1. This crypto cash grab could be his biggest grift yet. The only thing that will save the really stupid ones is their inability to actually figure out how to purchase crypto.
  2. Low energy Trump. Don-old. Walz needs to pick something similar and pound on Trump with it. That should bring the whining to a whole other level.
  3. I was watching Bulwark on YouTube earlier. Tim Miller and some other ex-republican were discussing the Walz pick. I usually like his show. Being an ex-republican myself, but today they were a bit more than irritating. They both thought Kamala should have picked Shapiro. Here is the strange part. Up until a week ago I felt the same way. I had never really heard of Tim Walz and I know how important Pennsylvania is. So, Shapiro had to be the choice. Right? Well, after just one week of getting to know more about Walz, I feel like I know the guy. Enough so, that the Shapiro talks was honestly pissing me off. I'm more excited about Walz than I have been anyone running for POTUS or VP in a long time. It is just hard to explain. I think it has to do with the sense of normality that he brings. I'm just so tired of the choices we have been given the majority of my lifetime.
  4. I'm confused. He didn't mention anything about wanting to fuck his daughter. I thought that was a totally normal thing and not weird at all. I guess Tim must be the weird one.
  5. Jesus H Christ. Who would have thought that after all these years of him name calling and the dems trying to come up with a good retort, that we would settle on calling them weird? Then it actually works! They have no fucking clue how to respond, but it sure is grinding their gears.
  6. Lets just say hypothetically that an employee of the state mentioned above is already super hesitant to mention anything online negatively about the state government, republicans in this state, and hasn't given a dime to democrats this election cycle. At least not using their real name or anything that can identify them. All because they are afraid of shit like this. This fucking state. If I didn't like my job so much I would go on a anti-Walters and anti-Stitt jihad.
  7. 🤦‍♂️ Don't get me started. I run a large team of software developers, and you wouldn't believe what issues some of our very bright (if not a bit older) developers have with this. It is fucking embarrassing sometimes.
  8. I just tried to catchup on a week's worth of posts in this thread. What have I learned? Not a g-damned thing. Except for maybe: A few years ago there was no way in hell I thought we would seriously be about to elect the Cheeto dusted felon again. Here we are. Fuck.
  9. I don't think they need to, but having lived in an area of Florida that is mostly retired folks, they don't do anything unless it involves cocktails. Guys at the dog park used to call 10:30 am the cocktail hour. If you happen to be a single male and end up in one of these communities it probably isn't a bad life. I know it is God's waiting room, but there are a lot worse ways to spend your time than playing golf, pounding cocktails, and chasing tail.
  10. Seems like it is past time for dotard to trade in Milania for a newer model. He might want to hurry up and get that done before Floriduh puts a ton of road blocks in his way. Assuming this isn't something you can just fly to the Caribbean and get done. For a fee of course. Ah hell, who am I kidding? You can get anything done for enough money. Or in dotards case, promises for money or favors later. We know he never spends his own cash.
  11. In the case of people who are bad at math (like above), which tip does the waiter get? Lowest amount? Or just whatever they wrote in the tip line?
  12. Even though he was gay I'm sure Rohm felt everything was just fine in the Nazi party before the night of the long knives.
  13. It ended with some ass eating. What else could you ask for as far as setting the mood?
  14. My FIL has no problem telling everyone he watches Fox News, and if you visit their house, you will be watching it also. However, when they are at my house, I just ask that he not use my profile when logged into the TV to watch Fox News. It messes up the stupid algorithm of recommended channels and moves that shit to the very front. Apparently he watches so much of it, that he can completely mess up my recommended channels in one day and it takes weeks for it to fall off. Very fucking annoying. Of course he plays the victim, I'm telling him what he can and can't watch, and then he eventually turns it into a joke. Shit really pisses me off. However, I can't show him that, or he wins. Yes, he very much is an all-around asshole. Not just about Fox fucking News.
  15. Yes he does. Although, in her case he doesn't have to do much to make it come out looking that way. Which has someone else said is Saw nightmare fuel.
  16. So wanting a definitive answer on what exactly would happen to the battery (already full well knowing I wouldn't get electrocuted) I hit the google machine. Got as far a "would you get el" when it automatically popped up with "would you get electrocuted if an electric boat sank". LOL The man is a fucking idiot, but he does draw a lot of eyeballs. BTW, I did click a few links and ended up on reddit (as you do when you ask a question on the internet). The question there was "If you were on a sinking ship powered by electricity and you knew there was a shark 10 yards away from the ship, would you stay on the ship and risk electrocution or would you jump off the ship and risk swimming with the shark?". I honestly can't tell if some of those people are really just way funnier than I am or if they really took that question seriously. My favorite answer turned out to be "Am I the slowest swimmer on board? Am I currently bleeding?". The old "don't have to outrun the bear" conundrum. Just with sharks. Now we just need to add lasers.
  17. I hope whoever handles their office supplies has stocked up on crayons. He will have to have something to keep him busy. I would hope they are smart enough to keep him away from the guns, but probably not.
  18. State case in federal court? But . . But . . . I have it on good authority from one of the finest legal minds our country has ever known, that the place to decide highly disputed matters of individual liberty is with the states. Surely that fucking guy can't be wrong. Ever. Just ask him.
  19. I assume that is just a printed plastic sheet that lays over a $2 bill? It looks like that piece of plastic will cost you $16 or so on Amazon (includes the $2 bill). Honestly, not as big a grift as I would have originally thought. JHC, during this time in our country I wish I was as devious as some of these grifters.
  20. Couldn't have happened to a bigger douche bag. It seems like the milkshake jokes would just write themselves on this one, but damned if I have anything. Kind of the reverse "I drink your milkshake" vibe on this one.
  21. Like the pipes coming out of her toilet? Oh, I see now. Never mind.
  22. It would have been a lot funner if he said she doesn't represent human kind. Although I know it is congress and not nam, and that there are rules.
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