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I have my own bathroom in my office. I installed a bidet.

Does his phone automatically type like this? WTF language/font is that setting? FYI the translation didn't figure it out.

I'm sitting here wondering what you were googling when you found that.

Y'all don't tie one sock around the other when you take them out of the dryer?

I bought a push mower with a B&S engine in 1996. All I've ever done is add oil and clean the air filter. It still cranks on the first pull.

The comments are hilarious.

Chicken too!

Fair enough, but it got a chuckle out of me and we don't have a lol or Facebook chuckle thread.

Asian seafood place near me.

Maybe you should have posted this in that thread.

https://www.oanow.com/news/crime_courts/suspect-with-viral-mug-shot-booked-at-lee-county-jail/article_57f10f76-eda9-11e8-8cc3-0f27df60e9c0.html A suspect who’s mug shot photo has become viral online was booked at the Lee County Detention Center early Wednesday morning after a police pursuit on interstate 85. Charles Dion McDowell, 31, was booked on charges including attempting to elude, second-degree possession of marijuana, reckless driving, driving with license revoked and improper lane usage, according to jail records. The charges obtained in Lee County begin with an incident in Montgomery, Lee County Sheriff’s Office Capt. Van Jackson told the Opelika-Auburn News. A traffic stop was conducted in Montgomery, but the vehicle fled from the scene at some point during the stop. Information on the vehicle was sent out and a police chase ensued in the Montgomery area but was later discontinued, Jackson said. At around 1 a.m. Wednesday morning, Lee County deputies spotted the vehicle traveling on Interstate 85 northbound when another pursuit began. Officers were able to stop the vehicle just south of exit 70 using spike strips, Jackson said. McDowell was admitted into the jail at 3:37 a.m. on bonds totaling $5,400, records said. McDowell was later released at around 10:43 a.m. Wednesday.

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I will confirm that the laser sight is awesome.

1 cup peppers 1 2/3 cups white vinegar 1 tsp salt 1 clove garlic 1/2 tsp olive oil 1/2 tsp Worcestershire Open windows, boil all of the above for 20-30 minutes. Liquify in blender. You can add water or vinegar to blender if you need to thicken it.

Made some jalapeno hot sauce last night. Pretty tasty.

That's why they're eating it. Tastes good the second time around, too.