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    You should get your money's worth and stuff the waitress.
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    Lance Texas Pete hot fries
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    When they put the manhole covers in the center of the road and don't line up the stripes when they replace the cover.
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    I'm thinking more than 50 men have that problem.
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    .1, .2
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    <conspiracy theory>I think it's the bag manufacturers</conspiracy theory>
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    This pisses me the fuck off too. I don't need a bag to carry an item that has a built in carrying handle, or is a bottle, that I can carry just fine in my hand. I find it's easier just not to argue and celebrate the small victories when you don't have your six pack bagged. I've worked in a store and I only put it in a bag if you asked for it.
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    I'm not a pharmacist, but I've worked as a pharmacy tech. Have you ever been in a fast food drive thru? Multiply the bullshit times 1000. People are shit. You place your order and pull up to the window. We need your insurance card. I don't have that, you don't have that on file? No. Let me find it. I don't have it. Can you just run it through? No. Why not? There's people waiting behind me. Hurry up and give me my pills!
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    To be fair, the family member looked at his neck tattoo.
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    Do you have a bidet? Serious question, I have hemorrhoids periodically and they're greatly reduced when I use a bidet as opposed to cave man wiping. My dad had surgery to fix his. He no longer has the ability to hold his shits. If he has to go, he has to go now. That's the main reason I haven't done the same thing. I had a doctor tell me ten years ago that I would have now had surgery to correct this. I can't bring myself to not be able to wait a few hours to take a shit.
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    Earth snake. I'm not sure if smooth or rough. It's the only one I've ever seen.
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    The shitting with a wet ass after getting out of a shower has me confused. I'm serious, but do you not dry off when you get out of the shower? Continuing from above, it doesn't matter whether I just got out of the shower or not. If I'm not able to properly wash my ass, I'm getting back in the shower.
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    I have a bidet at my house. I have a bidet at my office. My parents installed bidets on all their toilets after I game them one as a gift. If I'm somewhere where I can't use a bidet, I'm either flushing wipes down the toilet or wiping the best I can and taking a shower afterwards.
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    Mackenzie was feeling generous.
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    When I say Sly, they say "because I need your name." If they don't, it's either Fly or Sky.
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    People at fast food restaurants that can't spell my name.
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    Yeah I would too. It's actually well prepared and not just shit slopped together. It just made me think of this thread.
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    I thought it was worth it to put a voice to the poster.
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    Yellowstone

    retsevlys replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV

    General Bethlehem, meet Shakespeare
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    I think she's calculating how many times I have to fuck her before she gets 99 inches of dick.
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    What are we looking at here?
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    Caught while jugging a couple weekends ago.

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