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  1. Jack Wilson
    Yeah, the first rule of holes . . .
  2. Jack Wilson
    Ingrates. Alas.
  3. Jack Wilson
    When you're sitting in a poker game and you look around the table and can't spot the pigeon . . .
  4. Jack Wilson
    Hope it was an aggy.
  5. Jack Wilson
    Not sure I've ever seen "fine" and "teamsters" used in the same sentence before.
  6. Jack Wilson
    Plus, Tom Osborne was a warlock. How the hell they missed him at Salem, I'll never know.
  7. Jack Wilson
    Give that man a cigar!
  8. Jack Wilson
    Namby pamby.
  9. Jack Wilson
    Well, in all fairness, they do have cornhole--the board game, I mean. (At least I think that's what I mean.)
  10. Jack Wilson
    FIFY
  11. Jack Wilson
    Channeling his inner Pat Hill.
  12. Jack Wilson
    Let's not forget the Black kid in the red zone.
  13. Jack Wilson
    Otter: I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part. Bluto: And we're just the guys to do it.
  14. Jack Wilson
    Well, then . . .
  15. Jack Wilson
    Bingo. You think you miss CFB now? Just wait until it's exactly a year from now with no CFB since the 2019-20 bowl games.
  16. Jack Wilson
    It's "jibes," you fucking idiot.
  17. Jack Wilson
    Kind of the football version of organ transplants: "Well, his heart went to X, and his liver went to Y, and his eyes, they went to . . ."
  18. Jack Wilson
    Yep. Asshole of assholes.
  19. Jack Wilson
    The BON article on this made sure to remind everybody that we lost Mike Williams to LSU a year or so ago--like this was a trend. I can't find Williams on the LSU roster at all, let alone on the 2- or 3-deep. Don't know what happened to him. With Williams, I'm tempted to say not that much of a loss. Don't know what we'll say about Warren in a year or so.
  20. Jack Wilson
    Right on the nose. Give that man a cigar!
  21. Jack Wilson
    You couldn't tell?
  22. Jack Wilson
    You're going to have to be more specific. (I.e., "You're gonna' need a bigger boat.")
  23. Jack Wilson
    It's high time somebody grew some balls.
  24. Jack Wilson
    We can but hope.
  25. Jack Wilson
    "Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a 7-1/2-foot long, 54-inch wide, defensive tackle? Is that what you're telling me?!

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