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Jack Wilson

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Everything posted by Jack Wilson

  1. Yeah, the first rule of holes . . .
  2. When you're sitting in a poker game and you look around the table and can't spot the pigeon . . .
  3. Hope it was an aggy.
  4. Not sure I've ever seen "fine" and "teamsters" used in the same sentence before.
  5. Plus, Tom Osborne was a warlock. How the hell they missed him at Salem, I'll never know.
  6. Give that man a cigar!
  7. Well, in all fairness, they do have cornhole--the board game, I mean. (At least I think that's what I mean.)
  8. Channeling his inner Pat Hill.
  9. Let's not forget the Black kid in the red zone.
  10. Otter: I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part. Bluto: And we're just the guys to do it.
  11. Bingo. You think you miss CFB now? Just wait until it's exactly a year from now with no CFB since the 2019-20 bowl games.
  12. It's "jibes," you fucking idiot.
  13. Kind of the football version of organ transplants: "Well, his heart went to X, and his liver went to Y, and his eyes, they went to . . ."
  14. Yep. Asshole of assholes.
  15. The BON article on this made sure to remind everybody that we lost Mike Williams to LSU a year or so ago--like this was a trend. I can't find Williams on the LSU roster at all, let alone on the 2- or 3-deep. Don't know what happened to him. With Williams, I'm tempted to say not that much of a loss. Don't know what we'll say about Warren in a year or so.
  16. Right on the nose. Give that man a cigar!
  17. You're going to have to be more specific. (I.e., "You're gonna' need a bigger boat.")
  18. It's high time somebody grew some balls.
  19. We can but hope.
  20. "Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a 7-1/2-foot long, 54-inch wide, defensive tackle? Is that what you're telling me?!
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