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Jack Wilson

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Everything posted by Jack Wilson

  1. Otter: Dead! Rex's right. Psychotic... but absolutely right.
  2. Careful, 'head--your cynicism is showing.
  3. Wonder if Scott Frost misses Orlando right about now . . .
  4. It was ever thus, dude.
  5. The Wolf : Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet, gentlemen.
  6. Irony, how does it work?
  7. I musta' missed the mention of Baylor. And rape. Together.
  8. Given recent history, it's difficult to associate anything legitimately religious with Baylor.
  9. I love a good snapper.
  10. Did Dicker dick 'er?
  11. Hangahalfahundred on 'em.
  12. If you're wrong, I'm wrong right there with you. That cocksucker, Briles should rot in hell for a variety of reasons, this being just one of them. (But a pretty big one.)
  13. I desperately want to get rid of his asshole but I kind of like the tits. Can we ban him and keep the tits?
  14. Yeah, I saw this too. I was hoping it was a misprint. "After playing last weekend against Kansas State, junior center Zach Shackelford is expected to start now that he’s fully recovered or close to fully recovered from the foot sprain that caused him to miss several games. The current plan is to start senior Elijah Rodriguez next to Shackelford at right guard, with sophomore Derek Kerstetter also set to receive some action."
  15. If I remember correctly, we were home team last year, which means we'll be in our stormtroopers this year. Best uni in all of football. Guaranteed win.
  16. And that's really saying something.
  17. What could they possibly have had against a vaginal lubricating jelly?
  18. How can you tell?
  19. I'm not sure I'd even think about referring to blow-u as slow. Murray's a burner and we've always had trouble with running QB's. WR Marquise Brown can fly and they get him as many touches as they can on jet sweeps, flat passes, tunnel screens etc. Sustained drives that keep the ball out of the hands of the blow-u offense is obviously one of the keys--that and winning the turnover battle, punshing or eliminating the midget, shoring up our punt protection. . . Shit, I'm tired of typing keys; they're casual to the obvious observer, even posters on here.
  20. And that's bad?
  21. Which one? (insert Why Not Both?) meme.
  22. Dabo says he took every snap in Monday's practice. Looks like he's good to go.
  23. You could not possibly have done better.
  24. Photoshop's highest and best use.
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