Everything posted by Jack Wilson
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2018 Longhorns Fall Practice/Football Season Thread
White Freightliner gonna' haul away my brain. And fuck ou.
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2018 Longhorns Fall Practice/Football Season Thread
Somebody upscreen said he was going to lay off the Kool-Aid 'til after the Maryland game. That's not nearly as fun as a 10-2 floor and a natty ceiling, but it's where we all ought to be.
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2018 Longhorns Fall Practice/Football Season Thread
Obligatory: "And don't call me Shirley."
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Urban Meyer suspended first 3 games
Zero chance.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
"Mr. February" squandered '05. Just flat wasted it.
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Uniform Pron
Wouldn't mind having that look back, fishnet and all. (Wouldn't mind having him back either.)
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Texas Summer Football Thread
He's plenty big for a free safety.
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Breckyn Hager thread of insanity and hair dominance
Nope. Actually, it's Brayven Dakota Hager. Go figure.
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2018 Longhorns Countdown to Kickoff
And well you should.
- Big 12 Rosters
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Johnny (football?) Manziel
GIF: Why not both?
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Demarco Boyd charged with misdemeanor assault, suspended from team activities, has left the team
I'm texting your IP address to Demarco even as we speak.
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Texas Summer Football Thread
Yeah, but where de corch on the fiel'?
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Demarco Boyd charged with misdemeanor assault, suspended from team activities, has left the team
We're doubling down on idiocy.
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Demarco Boyd charged with misdemeanor assault, suspended from team activities, has left the team
Idiot
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Johnny (football?) Manziel
to the right, hookers to the left. Here I am,
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2018 Longhorns Countdown to Kickoff
Will you be in middle school by then?
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Breckyn Hager thread of insanity and hair dominance
Which one are you?
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ESPN: Al Gore's Texas Wishbone Turns 50 This Year
Jenkins was a total asshole, but he wasn't wrong on that subject.
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Texas Summer Football Thread
He's on the WWL-2 and he's carrying the 'Horns brand, so we should all hope that he's good. I'm going to start him off with a clean slate and hope he doesn't step on his dick. You know, kind of 'innocent until proven stupid.'
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Texas Summer Football Thread
Gimmie two fingers of that Kool Aid---in a number 2 washtub.
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Texas Summer Football Thread
Dude, I don't care how high-proof this Kool-Aid is, just throw that jigger away and pour 'til I tell you to stop.
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Uniform Pron
Yeah, well, other than that, Mrs. Lincoln. . .
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Uniform Pron
Why is it so hard to nail down that shade of burnt orange? If not that precise shade, one very, very close. It wasn't broken, so why the hell did they try to "fix" it?
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Texas roster 2018
If true, I suspect that it was due more to positional necessity than poor decision making on the part of the staff. It's also possible that Okafor has a good-but-not-great talent level. He's just a junior and I'm obviously hoping that O-Line depth and coaching have both improved (I'm looking at you, Herb Hand) to the extent that he can settle in at one position and develop and refine the skills needed there, instead of having to play Swiss Army Knife. I'd love to see him contending for All-Big 12 honors down the road at either guard or tackle. Time will tell.