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  1. Jack Wilson
    Bart Simpson?
  2. Jack Wilson
    It don't make a fuck.
  3. Jack Wilson
    You're looking at her elbow? (To be honest, it does look a little wonky.)
  4. Jack Wilson
    We getting Craig Curry too?
  5. Jack Wilson
    Well, more, more or less.
  6. Jack Wilson
    A cat couldn't scratch a 10.
  7. Jack Wilson
    A complete and total moron but he's head and shoulders smarter than Kunt Bowels. What does that tell you?
  8. Jack Wilson
    I will be interesting to see how the new HC/staff handle that shit.
  9. Jack Wilson
    I'm told that the UN is constantly looking for good interpreters.
  10. Jack Wilson
    ISWYDT. Good on you.
  11. Jack Wilson
    Morales of the Saviors? He's an asshole. Or perhaps the thrash metal group, Turtle & the Morales Clause?
  12. Jack Wilson
    With Strong? Fuck.
  13. Jack Wilson
    "Be Careful With A Fool" One of the best blistering electric blues cuts ever put on wax. Also, good advice for anyone hanging around on The Surl. RIP, Johnny.
  14. Jack Wilson
    A majority, at the very outside.
  15. Jack Wilson
    If you want to be happy for the rest of your life /Never make a pretty woman your wife /So for my personal point of view /Get an ugly girl to marry you. Jimmy Soul had it figured out.
  16. Jack Wilson
    There are some pretty people in the world. In her day, she was damn sure one of them. Unfortunately, there are a lot more ugly ones. They have thick ankles and go to aggy.
  17. Jack Wilson
    Pretty sure I saw him say "Put me in coach. I'm ready to play. Today." "Look at me/ I could be/ the QB." Rhymes and fits the subject matter better.
  18. Jack Wilson
    The vast majority of it. If that dumbfuck Charlie Strong can figure it out . . .
  19. Jack Wilson
    Fat Ketch: (regardless of what happens) "See? I predicted this. I was right all along."
  20. Jack Wilson
    Preach, Brother!
  21. Jack Wilson
    It's a zero-sum game. Colorado was so fuckin' bad that they made even our scrubs look good.
  22. Jack Wilson
    Or even a musician.
  23. Jack Wilson
    Me too, and it's not even Friday.
  24. Jack Wilson
    You got something against boobs?
  25. Jack Wilson
    In on 800. Barely.

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