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  1. Jack Wilson
    Scotch, it's not just for breakfast anymore.
  2. Jack Wilson
    Va Tech AD, Whit Babcock, on deciding to keep Justin Fuente: “The decision on Justin’s future here was never made about money. Yes, we are in a bind financially, and yes, there’s buyouts, but we were determined to make the right decision either way, because I cannot imagine a working relationship where you have to have somebody around you don’t believe in that you just keep for money.” Y'all just plug in CDC and Herman wherever you think they might fit in the above.
  3. Jack Wilson
    Get a rope.
  4. Jack Wilson
    Those are for, pardon the expression, "squares."
  5. Jack Wilson
    Yeah, but is it worth five dollars?
  6. Jack Wilson
    Yeah, somewhere in here the old "silk purse-sow's ear" metaphor applies.
  7. Jack Wilson
    Gynecologist: A spreader of old wives' tails.
  8. Jack Wilson
    We just hate him less than we hate Briles and that coach-on-the-field who dropped that interception.
  9. Jack Wilson
    Wanna-be blues singer.
  10. Jack Wilson
    She sounds hideous. Yeah, well she's a guy, so . . .
  11. Jack Wilson
    Naw, not really. Some dumb fucks are so desperate to get rid of Herman that they're touting Eric TheEnemy. Other than that and a bunch of shit that's not chili, not much.
  12. Jack Wilson
    It's not the X's and the O's; it's the jimmies and the joes.
  13. Jack Wilson
    It's just a jump to the left.
  14. Jack Wilson
    He fit better in California.
  15. Jack Wilson
    I wouldn't care how hungry I got. I wouldn't eat one of those camp dogs. You'd eat it and you'd fight for the bones, too.
  16. Jack Wilson
    How is it possible that nobody's yet mentioned Hombre? Sharpest, grittiest dialogue ever. Elmore was a master.
  17. Jack Wilson
    I keep telling you, I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part. And the Night Shift are just the guys to do it.
  18. Jack Wilson
    Have you ever seen Barney Rubble and Ed Norton together? I mean in the same place and at the same time?
  19. Jack Wilson
    Agree. Don't know why some petulant juveniles who have no idea what the fuck CDC's doing behind the scenes are finding fault with him. Judge him after all this plays out, not because you don't have the patience to see it through. Queen's anthem of the Me Generation: "I want it all, I want it all, and I want it now!"
  20. Jack Wilson
    Shelly just steamrolled Tommy Boy. Is he dead? No, but they took him to the hospital. What room? 1131, 1132, and 1133.
  21. Jack Wilson
    I sued a plastic surgeon one time on behalf of a client. He was drunk during the procedure and instead of silicone, he injected my client with silly putty. She went from a 32-A to a 42-Long. The jury gave us 2 million; they apparently thought it was tit for tat.
  22. Jack Wilson
    Spot on, guvna.
  23. Jack Wilson
    The Kountry Bakery in Hallettsville is pretty damn good. And authentic--their kolaches are . . . wait for it . . . fruit.
  24. Jack Wilson
    Come on, ice cream!
  25. Jack Wilson
    For years, the Czech Stop was mandatory on the Friday before the ou game. I'm not qualified to critique it in terms of Czech-ness, but thinking of it during those times sure brings back happy, drunk memories.

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