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Bama Chick

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  1. Yep. I went to NYC alone for my 50th birthday. My Trumpy dad was all freaked out about it and spewing the typical Fox News propaganda about NYC and I told him I’m more likely to be a victim of violence right here in Alabama and sent him the crime stats. He shut up about it.
  2. “No, pal. Down low. Unless you want me to pull out the strap-on?”
  3. Not even rental property. His mom still lives there!
  4. Somewhere, Abe Fortas is screaming into the void.
  5. That’s a lot of words to say “Nikki Haley will never ever ever win the GOP nomination for president”.
  6. Being mentally ill doesn’t make anyone racist and it’s a cop out to equate the two.
  7. I’m sorry. As a Native Floridian, I have to rant about his fucking boots. THEY ARE SO PHONY AND FAKE AND STUPID OMG Men in Florida do not saunter around in little high heeled pretend cowboy boots. And not with a gotdamnned suit. They just don’t. This asshole probably doesn’t even own a pair of flip flops. He’s not a real person.
  8. “We’ll do an off the rack funeral
.like Reagan’s but with tweaks” I don’t think I took a breath once Roman answered Tom’s call through the end. Whew.
  9. Yep. And VP Harris is on her way to Nashville to meet with The Tennessee Three and students and parents.
  10. Listen. Good dads? Sexy. Men in nail polish? Sexy. I need to GTFO of Alabama for all the obvious reasons but FFS, the quality of men in my general age range?? ABSOLUTELY UNSEXY
  11. And y’all poke fun at me for loving Harry Styles lol. Some of y’all have SUSPECT music taste [emoji102]
  12. God, cursing - with relish, melody, and creativity - is one of the few wonderful pleasures of life. I aspire to spit or sing the word “fuck” as many times a day as possible. Anyone that uses “fudge” or “freaking” is automatically on my shit list. Fuck those fucking fuckleheads.
  13. I will always love Obama but, jeezum crow, sometimes I think his optimistic “when they go low, we go high” bullshittery needs to get in the bin. Invoking norms and decorum ain’t it, chief.
  14. You’ve started from the wrong premise. They’re not afraid of their sexuality being challenged. They’re afraid if traditional oppressed groups - Black, women, LGBTQ, etc. - gain power, that they will be treated like they have treated oppressed groups historically. They don’t get that the rest of us just want equality, freedom, and to be left the fuck alone. They’re afraid - and lucky - those of us with their necks under their boots don’t want revenge. They’re masters at projection. If the shoe was on the other foot, they’d seek revenge. Shit, they have ALWAYS been a part of the “in group” and they’re still cruel and hateful. They honestly can’t fathom most of us just want them to mind the business that pays them and leave us the fuckkkkkk alone.
  15. Whew, yeah. Then a lot of rationalizing about “Oh it’s just for show! For recruiting!”.
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