Bama Chick

He’s going to declare himself an Independent and run for president on the stupid “No Labels” platform.

Wonder if that includes the Twitter employees HE fired for talking shit about him?

Nah Cheney and Kizinger helped too - especially Cheney. Just because they talk a big game and hate Trump doesn’t negate the fact that they voted like he wanted 97% of the time and still hold shitty views on everything BUT Trump and democracy.

What in the star spangled fuck kind of hoodie is Mike Seaver there wearing??? RUHSPECT THA FLAG YOU COMMIE

I mean, compared to DeSantis, you’d probably make me moist. Don’t mean I want to fuck y’all.

lol He may be ancient but he lets the kids on his comms staff do the damn thing.

I mean, let’s be shallow. Newsome is objectively handsome. Not politician handsome either - like, real life handsome. And tall. And with Hannity as the moderator? Newsome will be this hot silver fox next to two dumpy shrill chubby bitches. Newsome wins on hair and teeth alone lol. This would be the visuals of JFK vs. Nixon on steroids.

Last night’s episode felt like the most “Justified”. And I’m calling my shot - Maureen (ginger woman cop) is on the take and will betray Raylan.

Heh.

And says “Roll Tide!”

Probably Sigma Chi. My ex-husband was a Pike at Bama. They’re recovering from a suspension after a hazing incident. They’re both mid tier.

lol no That’s Hannah Brown - she was “The Bachelorette” a few years back. She was an Alpha Chi at Bama. I’m a brunette with olive skin and blue eyes - we maybe have a similar face shape.

I mean, indirectly, they are. Republicans loved that sweet sweet Purdue/OxyContin cash, Republicans fight against treatment over imprisonment for drug addicts, Red States have the highest rates of opioid abuse etc. All leading to the escalation of the opioid crisis which is why fentanyl even became a thing. Republicans could curtail a huge number of illegal crossings if they would punish businesses who exploit immigrant labor but they refuse to do it because, again, sweet sweet cash.

Oh she definitely got Raglan’s anger and attitude. The whole story started with Raylan taking her to a camp for kids with issues because she punched another girl and broke her nose. And she mentioned it again in the latest episode. “Don’t go around backstabbing me.” “Or you’ll do what?” “Why do you think I punched that bitch in the nose?” That’s a Raylan/Helen/Arlo move for sure.

I mean, I have a Masters degree but I’m still a gump.

lol at the country who lost their collective minds over their favorite Prince marrying a biracial American pointing the finger about racism. I’ll see their Kardashian complaint and raise with “Love Island”. They right about the guns and Trump tho.

It’s about race and othering because her name “sounds weird and foreign”. They used “Clinton” for Hillary Clinton when she was SoS and the Democratic nominee.

Supposedly he was a poor swimmer - borderline couldn’t swim. I hate to get all victim blamey - but why in the blue fuck is a poor swimmer paddle boarding in open water MUCH LESS doing so without a life vest. Such an avoidable tragedy and I really feel for his widow and twins.

As an alumni of an Old Row house at Bama and with a daughter in a sorority at AU, I probably have a little more insight. These consultants are worth it for out of state girls rushing at big Greek schools (Alabama, UGA, Auburn, Texas, TCU, LSU, Purdue, Wisconsin etc). If your daughter is staying in state and rushing - don’t bother. The active members already know about your town, your school and their reputation. Legacies don’t mean shit any more. Last year my sorority had more legacies than they had spots. If they want you and you’re a legacy, that’s a bonus. But legacies get a courtesy invite to the second round and then most get cut - I’d say 50-60%. The first round cuts are made strictly on grades. My sorority cuts anyone with below a 3.5 automatically. And the more popular houses have to make deeper cuts. It’s all done by a computer algorithm. The biggest - and I mean BIGGEST - thing for girls going through rush is to clean up their social media and post pictures with variety and purpose and with a cohesive aesthetic- fun with friends (but no drinking and wild partying), family pictures, doing volunteer work, sports photos, pictures with their pets, doing stuff with their church etc. And do it starting in your sophomore and junior year in high school. And go all the way to the first ever post for review. The sororities start looking at upcoming in state girls at least a year before. And clean up comments - delete anything with cussing or any fights. There’s a lot more but most alumni who live in the state can consult with these girls and give the same advice as these professional consultants. If any of y’all ever have a daughter going to Bama or Auburn and are planning to rush, DM me and I’ll be happy to help. I’ll only charge $800 lol

lol I don’t like blondes - it was his performance and commitment to the character that impressed me. Nice body but blonde men -

I loved it so much. Ryan Gosling fucking stole the show for me- -The Ken song -The rendition of “Push” -The beach fight -The horses lol -The fur coat It made me laugh and cry and was a great satire. Just fantastic.

Bet he is over this -

Hell yes! It’s an AWESOME movie. I laughed my ass off for the first 80% and then cried at the ending. Ryan Gosling stole the motherfucking show. It’s a visual feast and an intelligent cutting satire. The Ken song and the Ken fight on the beach was perfect.

Lord. I’ve finished. Add to the list eugenics, wanting to breed dogs to birth human infants, porn stars, a dog buying Madonna’s house and lies upon lies. Definitely worth a watch.