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  1. Bama Chick
    Jesus. Go get a pedicure, fellas. Ya ainā€™t got to get polish. Also, truly thick/crusty/calloused heels and skin could be a sign of an underlying health issue. Bama Chickā€™s Tips for healthy and sexy feet- -Monthly pedicures -Buy a pumice stone stick and use weekly in the shower on your heels, sides and the balls of your feet. -Buy some cuticle oil and use on the cuticles of your toes after you shower. This is my favorite- -Once a week, slather your feet in a hydrating foot cream and then put on moisturizing socks and sleep with them on. This is my favorite foot cream and it even comes with a smoothing board! Your feet - and the women who share your bed - will thank you!
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    LBGTQ

    Bama Chick replied to Mo Horn's topic in Cloak Room

    It definitely requires planning. If I have to fly or have a big work event or a day full of meetings, prophaltic Imodium is a must. Ainā€™t no way Iā€™m subjecting an airplane full of strangers to an IBS attack. Iā€™d sooner jump out of the plane lol.
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    Texas and Florida are actually crazier than Alabama. Congratulations! I actually have a theory. Alabama is SO red that the crazy fringe doesnā€™t decide elections here, so our ā€œleadersā€ donā€™t have to pander to them all the damn time. The closeness - or the purpleness - of Texas and Florida give the nutters power. Thus, the pandering to their nuttiest desires. Sure, Alabama will enact draconian abortion laws and laws about trans athletes but our legislators and Governor MeeMaw arenā€™t fucking around with UAB or Childrenā€™s Hospital or statewide book bans or university administrations etc. If youā€™re winning elections by 10-15 points, the crazy QAnon 3-5% of the electorate staying home on Election Day doesnā€™t matter. But if youā€™re only winning by 5 points or 30,000 votes in DeSantisā€™s case? That 3-5% fucking matters.
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    Grace, the mythical wife/girlfriend and kid, was from the pilot and the show runner dropped that aspect of Romanā€™s character immediately. Youā€™re thinking of Tabitha - whom Roman met at Tomā€™s bachelor party after she hooked up with Tom and made Tom swallow his own cum. She yeeted out of Romanā€™s life sometime in season two after that the party for Logan in Dundee (she was delightedly videoing Kendall performing ā€œL to the O to the Gā€because he wouldnā€™t have actual sex with him. She supposedly shot some scenes for the Los Angeles episode but they were cut.
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    LBGTQ

    Bama Chick replied to Mo Horn's topic in Cloak Room

    lol it ainā€™t just dudes TMI - Iā€™ve had IBS for years but something about the hormone changes after 50 and the whole menopause debacle has made my gut lose its grip. Getting old sucks.
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    Nah - rewatch Colinā€™s face after Ken leaves. Thatā€™s a ā€œYour old man would be doing exactly the same thingā€ smirk of approval. And how animated his voice got when Ken ā€œjokinglyā€ asked whyā€™s a man like Colin wasting his time like sensitive boy talking about feelings instead of being a man of action? Logan saw Colin as his ā€œbest palā€ - no indication Colin felt the same. Heā€™s a military man - but his squad The Roy Empire. The king is dead, long live the king. Colin has his new king and his new mission.
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    Sarah Snook is actually pregnant and sheā€™s nowhere near being fat. Predictions- -Menken will actually lose - he was pulled away from the kids by an aide who said ā€œOhioā€. Jimenez wins and now everything is chaos. -Mattson does something publicly insane. -The board vote is a bloody knife fight and they reject the deal. -Kendallā€™s Army goes to work. -Hugo plants some nasty stuff about Shiv and Roman. The Gerri stuff. Shivā€™s pregnancy and her marriage. -Colin puts his skills to work on Kenā€™s behalf. He gathers the evidence of the ATN shenanigans on Election Night and all the blame falls on Roman and Tom. -Greg is Kendallā€™s new Ratfucker Sam. He has Greg fire Tom. -Roman and Shiv are finished at Waystar - their relationship with Ken is irrevocably broken. -Rava gets an emergency restraining order and Ken loses all contact with his kids. -Kendall is the new CEO but he has now become Logan and is left alone.
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    You need to move lol
  10. Bama Chick
    Excellent thread on the slow strangulation of UT.
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    We treat terminal animals with more decency and kindness.
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    James doesnā€™t skip leg day [emoji102]
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    How dare you besmirch the term gump by associating it with this evil clovenhoof ditchpig! Sheā€™s a dawg, goddamnit. They ought to have to own their embarrassments. At least our retrograde self hating women are decent looking and resemble actual humans. Not some skulking Lovecraftian night terror come to life.
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    If yā€™all havenā€™t watched the docuseries ā€œWeigh Downā€, itā€™s on HBOMax. Do yourself a favor and watch it.
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    This is him today lol
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    Are yā€™all confusing your bottle blonde right wing cunts? Calling Laura Ingraham a horseface when Ann Coulter is right there? Ingraham is more of a rabbit face IMO.
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    Yep. There is no ā€œcivil discourseā€ to be had with fascists and nazis. They need to be ridiculed, mocked, insulted, and driven out of polite society. Notice I didnā€™t mention republicans nor conservatives. There is no ā€œboth sidesā€ to shunning and shaming fascists, racists and nazis. That didnā€™t used to be up for debate. No one used to call for ā€œequal timeā€ for fascism. Itā€™s not our fault one of our two major political parties have embraced and invited in fascists, racists and nazis. And fuck anyone pretending that this is some failure of civility on behalf of those of us who still believe America should offer no quarter to those who undermine our democracy. Iā€™ll happily debate and be civil with anyone who has a different opinion. And Iā€™ll happily shout down and cheer on the demise of anyone who pretends that implementing fascism to appease a bunch of grievance and anger filled violent assholes is a legitimate political position.
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    I am loving this show and Theroux is nailing it. I Googled Kevan Hunt and in real life sheā€™s an attorney and fiction author but I can find no mention at all on her personal website or social media about her father. Iā€™m curious to see how that relationship goes in the show because she is obviously his favorite kid and it seems to be setting up some conflict between them once everything goes to shit for him.
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    Do they have tears in their eyes and call him sir? I think Iā€™ve heard this bullshittery before somewhereā€¦..
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    Sheā€™s mad because heā€™s a Black man with power.
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    A former cop who resigned before he could be held accountable for excessive force no less!
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    Connor was a kid when his mom was committed - ā€œlooney cakeā€ and all that. The character is in his 50s not 60s. If I remember correctly, he only spent the summers with Logan. Heā€™s the ā€œfirst pancakeā€ - the one you throw out.
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    Let them eat cake is such a weird term to use here - it was typically believed the princess who said it either was ignoring the peasants or didn't understand their issue. it's been used a bunch of times specifically for the latter part to show how someone is out of touch with reality. also, breaking news: morally bankrupt car executive thinks that it is morally wrong for people not to commute to work, typically in cars. who could have ever guessed. /royal history nerd hat on It was a Queen. And she actually never said ā€œLet them eat cakeā€. /royal history nerd hat off
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    Sheesh

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