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BachelorTrek

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  1. From that same era as Dorothy Hamill, I also remember pairs-skater JoJo Starbuck.
  2. I think that was just used for Texas ONLY. Why? That's what you get when you have Yurachek, a knuckle-dragging mouth-breather Vengeful piggy as the CFP selection committee chair, who hates Texas more than he likes his own school.
  3. Back to the computers again? Good! I'll write the code so that Texas objectively makes the CFP every time and each computer rankings will make it look _so objective_ that every person that trusts computers will immediately say, "Welp, garsh! The computers told me Texas is in the CFP, so, okily-dokily, I guess that MUST BE TRUE, huh-huh!" Lulz. TL;DR - Computers ARE NOT IMPARTIAL when you can program any and all biases you want into them! You're a Fool if you believe college football computer-rankings are objective.
  4. You must accept it, however. No CFP for Texas unless it happens.
  5. dohmers' BMDs get shit done when they're nationally embarrassed. Our BMDs are too busy to care because they're dining with The Nightfox on Lake Como. Our BMDs only seem to care after they finally get sick of being publicly-teased/publicly-embarassed about Texas getting-the-shaft/not-being-relevant from other teams' BMDs.
  6. Because it's the SEC-cupcakes way.
  7. That'll be $9.95. Sunshine-pumping to commence Immediately!
  8. For the short-sighted Texas-Hating committee, fucking over Texas was worth trashing it all, no matter how much money it ends up costing them, too, the networks, and the sport. They. Don't. Care. They are BLINDED by Texas-Hatred. The committee will count losses only long enough to find some other excuse to keep us out. Having arch-rivals/new rivals (Mobilehoma, aggy, jawja, piggy-Yurachek), or Big12-Left-Behinds on the CFP committee will never end well. Dump the goddamn bucee/meatchicken/dohmers series today and add the cupcakes! Cupcakes are Required for MNCs now.
  9. Carrie sure took enough drugs for a committee! Lulz.
  10. All Necessary in order to keep Texas out.
  11. I say it all the time, but there are plenty of people here that put their heads in the sand about Texas Hatred and refuse to accept the truth.
  12. CANCEL the bucees, meatchicken, dohmers games NOW! Fuck what it costs! Getting in the CFP is worth whatever price! Schedule Howard Payne, Eastern Washington, Prairie View A&M, LIU-Brooklyn, and Virginia Union in our future schedules NOW! We need cupcakes, too! 🧁
  13. The BMDs are getting a Highland Park hooker to drive out to Grapevine to meet Yurachek now. Lulz.
  14. You mean his 5-star/superstar receivers don't drop passes????
  15. Hey @Zeus, do you have a relative named Mendoza? Lulz.
  16. I hope the bucees grind the hoosings into paste so even more CFP chaos occurs!
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