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BachelorTrek

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  1. I wish Mister Interim hoddy-toddy coach would go up to the podium, and comment on how Fat-Fuck-Kirby's defense SUCKED so much! Lulz. #Karma
  2. This is the first time in this fully-enabled portal system that we haven't been in the CFP, so you're going to have to look at what happened with the close also-rans to see how much portal movement they had to get ANY idea of what's good, bad, or not. The problem is, you might not be able to tell until we see our 2026 record and how far we go in that CFP, if we make the CFPM
  3. And now the Regards come out screaming, "You MUST re-seed now!" SO tiresome! Lulz.
  4. I know about "ara ara!" and other silly stuff. Lulz.
  5. Yes. It applies ON ALL free-kicks. Free-kicks = kickoffs, after-safety kickoffs, after-safety punts, and free-kick field-goal attempts after a completed fair-catch. No one does the last one much, which is why regards scream bloody-murder when they argue with refs about the rules-- "Whaddaya mean we can't rush the field goal???? That's not fair!" --"Read the damn rulebook, Regard!"
  6. Yes, but their D-Line was scared of Chambliss. Once they'd lunge at Chambliss on a play, that player would just give up like there was no point in attempting to run him down! Amazing!
  7. I have to force myself to not laugh (because it sounds humorous to me), when I hear the locals answer their phones with, "Moshi-Moshi!" in Japan. Their folklore says spirits and mischievous fox spirits (kitsune) can't repeat that saying ("Moshi-Moshi!") making it a way to confirm that they're speaking to a human.
  8. JAWJA'S defense was SO scared of Chambliss-- they couldn't rattle him with pressure because they couldn't get to him. He broke Fat-Fuck-Kirby's defense, because it relies on being able to rattle QBs with pressure.
  9. Pshaw! We went back to unorganized soups of free-radical amino acids. Lulz.
  10. No because JAWJA was the team that last possessed the ball. If the landsharks had possessed the ball last, and it hit that pylon, THEN it would be a touchback and the ball would go back to JAWJA.
  11. FUCK YOU, KIRBY, YOU FAT FUCKING REGARD! FUCK JAWJA AND THEIR ENTIRE ENTITLED AND SPOILED FANBASE!
  12. Watch it come out that Stockton played half the game with a concussion, because concussion rules don't apply to JAWJA. FFS
  13. The safety affects the gambling spread??? OH FUCK!
  14. FUCK YOU, KIRBY! FUCK YOU, ENTITLED AND SPOILED JAWJA FANS!
  15. Fat-Fuck-Kirby will complain that he can't call multiple TOs together, despite the rules.
  16. LULZ at JAWJA getting burned by the Go-route.
  17. JAWJA hit the WR with the helmet.....why is that not targeting? (Because JAWJA)
  18. Surprised Fat-Fuck-Kirby didn't go onside kick there.
  19. I still think he’s playing with a concussion when he got wiped out earlier in the game, but because JAWJA, the refs won't buzz to get him removed from the game for evaluation.
  20. "How do those apples appeal to you?" Lulz.
  21. Go to the Command Center ESPN channel.
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