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BachelorTrek

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  1. "But Florida, Herp-derp!" Now the reflexive response to all Texas discussions. FFS
  2. I remember that, but I was there in different seats that didn't have that view. It was still simply "Memorial Stadium" back then.
  3. I just ate my Cheez-Its with Tabasco Chipotle sauce or Tabasco Family Reserve sauce as usual.
  4. That depiction on the right is Colt McCoy?? It looks more like Danny Akers' (also a #12) face when he was running for his life in the pocket, which he did almost every time he dropped back to pass. Lulz.
  5. He's lucky they allowed him to sit there. Ticket or not, in decades past certain sections wouldn't allow you in wearing Texas gear. Their stadium, their asshole rules.
  6. It's so funny that the last time they had a good DL was when.... Oh, that's right, that was the last time they were paying their players under the table! Lulz.
  7. Pics or it never happened!
  8. Now all those tickets that bucees fans bought up for the Fiesta Bowl suddenly flood the market.
  9. You can hear people shouting, "Don't call it a comeback!" Lulz.
  10. I hope it doesn't make them want to try coke and, "BE somebody!" Lulz.
  11. LOVE IT! FUCK YOU, BUCEES!
  12. Hot fucking damn! Rot in Hell, Day! Come get your ass-beating next fall, bucees!
  13. He's always bitter and petty, just like Jerkstreet. There's so many Assholes in The Big Slow Ten!
  14. bucees have -3 rushing yards at halftime? Lulz, they're so fucked!
  15. He's reliving his past glory. Croaking on the sideline from his blow intake would be a bad look.
  16. Put (whatever-it-is) down, now! Lulz.
  17. I happened to be stuck in the Central Expressway fucked up-traffic for the game this season when the my-little-ponies beat the stormy-ducks.... How the FUCK did smu beat them?? smh
  18. Holds are only called on Texas.
  19. I thought that, too. The Playmaker is Nefarious for that blow problem. Lulz.
  20. 47/88 is a little wired. Lulz.
  21. No one implied WHY it was at Jerryworld, was just comparing neighborhoods.
  22. Boom is busy chewing out Mitchell Landwehr and Brady Sarkisian (Sark's kid)?? Lulz.
  23. Jerryworld is a far safer neighborhood than the rough area surrounding Fair Park.
  24. That's why you don't run a GDGD sideways-offense.
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