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Posts posted by BachelorTrek
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So begins the story of the creation of a "GH Wasn't Offered" forum on Surly?
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I'll probably think of more later, but the movie with the highest body count from guns (and slicing-and-dicing, too) that didn't involve WMD's is the Milla Jovovich movie, "Ultraviolet."
Almost the whole movie is Milla slaughtering hundreds......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYJrOM-Iyio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OT1gcO2urM
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4 hours ago, Nicole44 said:
Erin Andrews hair looks like ass.
It always looks bad. It's like she hates it, can't find anyone to fix it properly, or maybe she just doesn't care about how it looks.
The last possibility would be unfortunate because it's wasted potential, and not every woman is born with hair with potential.
Maybe with her "clothing line" started she feels like she's on the gravy train and doesn't need to bother anymore.
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1 hour ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:
Sounds like you have a future proctologist.
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19 hours ago, markstanco said:
All of your daughters at ole miss are belong to lane kiffin.
All your base.....
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1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:
What’s happening? My plane just landed in Newark. It’s too late for an asteroid so which team are we rooting for?
Cant get my score stuff to load properly
Orbiting mass-driver platforms would work.
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Just now, Fondren & Main said:
The only solution is for a giant sinkhole to open up in Arlington and swallow that stadium full of wretched cretins.
A suitable earthquake crack would suffice..... and then make sure to slam shut when all are swallowed.
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Just now, mdmost said:
I know we're supposed to hate Baylor but come on, this is pretty damned amazing.
Nah, I still hate Baylor, too.
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1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:
No blitz from 15 yards out? /Orlan_o
FIFY
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Just now, crony said:
I fucking hate Tom Herman
So do I.
I hate "the plan" going forward, too.
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Love the shots of the BLOWu fans all shouting "FUCK!" simultaneously.
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15 minutes ago, mdmost said:
That's a weird way to admit you talked out your ass but okay.
Still waiting for you to look for yourself, but you won't.
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1 minute ago, mdmost said:
Talking out your ass then. Cool. Cool.
Too lazy to look for yourself then.
I'm not a hippie so I don't use words like "cool."
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Texas fan did double-hook'em next to a bunch of BLOWu Idiots doing horns down, because, you know, neurotic people are neurotic.
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1 minute ago, mdmost said:
Going to need you to cite your sources on this one.
I wasn't marking the date and time the offenses occurred, so go watch all the TDs they've made from all their games in the past month for yourself and you'll see it.
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1 minute ago, Loco said:
Cut your hair you dirty hippie!
Better yet, tackle him by pulling it out by the roots!
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2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:
Was that an injection into the vein gesture?
Why don't they and Ohio State/LSU WRs doing TD-dances get flagged for it?
If a Texas player doesn't robotically walk to the sidelines after a (rare thanks to our forever-coach, mensa-boi) TD, he gets flagged.
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54 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:
half this board has never read a bloom county strip.
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6 hours ago, Bama Llama said:
It is not I whom am insane, it is I who am MAD!
"I don't think you're happy enough. That's right! I'll teach you to be happy. I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs. Now, boys and girls, let's try it again."
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In before Thujone dick pics!
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4 hours ago, Radical Larry said:
Burton's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan. He speaks a dozen languages and knows every local custom. He'll blend in, disappear, and you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.
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Wow, a 2-loss Bama-jelly season!
Spread it thick!
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2 minutes ago, Macanudo said:
I know I have a visceral hatred of Danielson but how do the people who run CBS Sports not realize what a complete jackhole retard he sounds like?
The younger people on Surly never watched Danielson play, who was a LOSER when his ass was constantly sacked as the forever-suck Lions teams as QB and then played out the string on the Browns roster.
Loser-QB thinks he knows anything about good quarterbacking? Shit-for-brains QB with zero credibility.
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1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:
Probably want to triple cover Waddle here
Sweep The Leg at the snap.
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Don't you start a jihad both ways with aggy and moslems fighting over who gets the goats, now!