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BachelorTrek

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  1. I was at that game, too. Senior DT Steve Llewellyn played his last game for Texas with a brace-harness-contraption on his injured shoulder so he and the rest of the Texas Defense could punish Heyward. Safety John Hagy was launching himself into hitting Heyward on run downs to help stop his momentum, even DTs like Rocky Allen got into the act on run support and QB sacks. Skattefuck ain't going to have breakaway speed, so punish him. We've got the war-daddies to do it, and DT Bill Norton has already faced him when he was playing at Arizona.
  2. Another lovely crackback block that now is "illegal" because even if it wasn't a crackback, it'd be flagged for being "too hard".
  3. Just sleep all day, wake up a couple hours before midnight, and keep it going all night through the game. In 2023, I was watching Texas play live in a baseball regional game, drinking beer at 7am JST, eating a wagyu ekiben while fighting off jetlag, on the Tokaido shinkansen from Tokyo to Osaka, Japan. Make sure you post pics of your humblebrag-- I did. Lulz.
  4. IIRC, ASU has a mission statement to be a university that provides an education that's "as cheap as possible". socal is a private university for smart rich kids. "UCRA" is a public university that contains the rich kids that were too dumb to get into socal. Lulz.
  5. I'm not happy about the closeups on Sark when he calls plays, neither, but I didn't think it was EVERY offensive play, so not enough for me to have mentioned. Yes, mickeymouse needs to STOP putting a camera on Sark when we're on offense!
  6. Audibling out of the plays like that also defeats the other team listening in on the unencrypted radio communications from Sark to QE for the other team to know what play was called beforehand.
  7. 3, (a ménage à trois with the middle two), 4
  8. I hope they wore badly-colored matching blazers! Otherwise, they're not real bowl reps. Lulz.
  9. ^^ Look up ^^ at my previous post.
  10. BachelorTrek

    Soft

    Relegated to the ash heap of History! Lulz.
  11. buckee college is up 21-10 and the ESPNers claim the buckees are "dominating." Yet Texas was up 28-10 at halftime, and Texas is holding on by its fingernails according to the coverage, "the cryin' dabos are coming back, they're coming back!" FFS
  12. Where's the automatic Targeting call on any hard hit? Oh, that's right, this is being played in Columbus.
  13. I grew up surrounded by rednecks. I don't want MORE of that redneck shit!
  14. Crybaby Dabo with the "outside the window" stare at Sark. Lulz. Hook'Em Horns!!
  15. CRY, DABO, YOU CRYBABY! CRY SOME MORE!
  16. DABO CRIES AND GETS 19 SECONDS BACK ON THE CLOCK! FUCK THESE REFS! FUCK YOU, DABO!
  17. He got both hands on the 4th down ball. You get both hands on the ball, a catch is expected.
  18. GET BACK ON THE SIDELINE, DABO YOU BIG CRYBABY!
  19. 2 drops by Golden this game is "good"?
  20. QE was hit harder by 2 JAWJA DLs than Klubnik just was and JAWJA wasn't called for roughing the passer. Fuck the refs!
  21. Fuckin' A, Blue! TOUCHDOWN! Three yards and cloud of dust!
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