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BachelorTrek

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  1. He gonna get KILLED by SEC opponents during the rest of the season. That dancin' shit won't be tolerated in SEC games playing non-Texas SEC opponents, especially when Mobilehoma ain't playing Texas to get them emotionally up for the game. Hawkins WILL GET PLANTED.
  2. That was their plan for us, another Jason White QB out of nowhere that we didn't plan for, until the rockietoppers pushed in their shit and forced him in that game. Believe me, playing Hawkins first against rockietoppers and not first out of nowhere against us, and not anything else, is what Mobilehoma will blame this loss on.
  3. OK, Defense! Let's get the fucking ball back!
  4. Texas makes millions off of hatred by Stupid opponents who buy Texas gear only to turn it upside-down/wear it INCORRECTLY. TEXAS laughs ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK! Lulz.
  5. No need for the white-kryptonite reference. Cruel and unusual. Lulz.
  6. Fucking-A! Gunnar Helm for All-American! TOUCH FUCKING DOWN, TEXAS!
  7. Finally caught Mobilehoma holding our wideouts, and it's on a play we decline it. FFS
  8. Doesn't matter. Fucking WIN THE GAME! ANY COST!
  9. The last one was sideways, and they had a damn linebacker covering Bond and we can't house that..... WHAT ARE WE DOING, SARK?
  10. Now comes the fucking 15 MINUTES OF GODDAMN COMMERCIALS because of the end of the quarter. FFS
  11. Fucking Mobilehoma playing out of their minds. THEY WERE HAMMERED SHIT THE WHOLE REST OF THE SEASON, DAMMIT!
  12. Bond slipped on the fucking slippery painted 50-yard-line logo when you watch the iso on Bond camera.
  13. You can jump through as long as you don't fall on the offensive line, but you can't jump up to block the kick and fall on the offensive line-- that's a penalty. Giving a teammate a boost by either lifting him up into the air (no grabbing and tossing a small teammate into the air, neither! Lulz.) or jumping on a teammate to get "leverage" from standing/kneeling/lying on them is also a penalty.
  14. Not until he unveils the Mangino-style velour tracksuit! Lulz.
  15. Feh, I wore my "atm SUCKS / But ou SWALLOWS" T-shirt to multiple Red River Shootouts in the 90s and no one even said anything to me. Lulz. It's not like I'm some manster ("big human" to Sark, lulz) like the Hackemacks (6-8 Ken Hackemack #68 DT for Texas, or his 6-4 Dad, Harley, that my Dad knew) were or something, so that part of the fandom wasn't wild in that way.
  16. Emmet Augustus Carlisle, III -- AKA "Duke" Carlisle!
  17. That was some Dallas gang beef that somehow made it inside the fairgrounds. All these years I've been going to the OU game or concerts there and never had an issue, but it can't be denied that isn't a great neighborhood. That's why a night game there is bad news.
  18. I was there in the stands for the 1991 game Texas played and smoked SMU in the Cotton Bowl. Temps in the 40s F (The box score weather conditions are jacked.... it was never anywhere near "62F" that day!), windy, and I had the entire visitor-side upper deck to myself, so I sat in the first row (bottom row) at the 50-yard line, turned on my waterproof radio underneath my backpacking poncho and winter coat, and watched Texas roll, 34 - 0. That asshole Mobilehoma ref Joe Thomas worked that game, and SMU sucked so bad there was no way he could save them. The "my-little-pony" band didn't play in the rain at Halftime, but the Longhorn band was unaffected by rain and played great in their orange ponchos for Halftime. Despite the box score reporting 26,000 attendance (sold-tickets), there were barely enough people there to make it feel like a high-school-sized crowd. Good times!
  19. Burks was out the entire time. Listing Burks as "questionable" on Wednesday was just Vulnerables trying to pull his usual shit.
  20. Good, didn't see Dad in that footage, but he was probably there. Lulz.
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