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BachelorTrek

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  1. Give him the Ken Hackemack weight-gain-diet.... eat everything in sight, plus drink 2 gallons of whole milk, every day.
  2. "It's a ham-n-egger!" Zonk says. Ham and Egg!
  3. Nah, I like Raul Julia's version of that better. Lulz.
  4. GAME OVER!!
  5. Maybe they'll try to start a bench-clearing brawl in order to manufacture hatred and get a bunch of our best players lengthy suspensions in order for them to attempt to be competitive, and affect our future conference games. They have shitty players to exchange for our great ones if ejections happened. I wouldn't put starting a fight past these steaming piles of Misery horseshit.
  6. Misery sucked in Big12, too. But IIRC, they'd somehow find out a way to nuke us in baseball whenever we played them at their place in Misery. I guess the Columbia-cheat-code they used back then has expired! Lulz.
  7. *half the women who answered wear masks because then they don't have to wear makeup!
  8. Nope, only train tracks around me! No buses.
  9. Half of them do regardless. They did a poll here a few years before covid, and half the women who answered don't wear masks because then they don't have to wear makeup! Lulz. That was a great jack from all the way over here on the Kanto plains. Lulz.
  10. Happy to be streaming this game at 9AM JST on a local Tokyo train! Lulz.
  11. "Wild Thing" (#99) Dylan with the Save! Texas wins 11-7 and beats the kitties and their 50 pitchers! Hook'Em Horns!
  12. That single was a beautiful inside-out swing.
  13. Yes, the 2-run single coupe-de-gracie!!
  14. Good god, they sent a 6-9 frosh reliever against us now.
  15. kitties going to search through their entire bullpen to piece this game together.
  16. Why not squeeze home the run instead of swinging away?
  17. Hustle-triple by Mendoza!
  18. That was fisted out there by Gaspo's strength. No @futureman involved on the play. Lulz.
  19. Gaspo with the gas can RBI! 8-7 Texas!
  20. I love how quickly the 2B gave up on the play. Lulz.
  21. kitty bullpen is very bad!
  22. Late arriving Texas fans just kicked 2 kitty fans that had moved down into their ticketed empty seats that were 2nd row directly behind the plate.
  23. LSU pitcher is predictable with throwing his first-pitch strikes, and that's what Texas has feasted on this inning. 1-0 Texas!
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