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BachelorTrek

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  1. They're Myopians.
  2. Needs to have a one-eyed MJ-face. Lulz.
  3. Incorrect! We beat aggy, so The Tower entire should be bathed in burnt orange light!!
  4. "Adios MOFO!" Lulz.
  5. And another regular season passes without a single cold weather game in DKR....the La Nina effect.
  6. And he sounded very drunk, which added to the hilarity. Lulz.
  7. I still have my Dad's 30-consecutive-wins memorial stein for that.
  8. Something about Elk being impregnated! LULZ!
  9. LIU-Brooklyn, The Citadel, Slippery Rock, Howard Payne (who bought the Daniel Baker College that we beat 92-0), Shippenburg, Lamar, Prairie View A&M, etc. Sooooooo many cupcakes out there. Lulz.
  10. The Darrell Royal Standard for the regular season has been met!
  11. Fuck aggy! The BEST kind of WIN, HORNS! They did it, Dad! Looch was so smug on OTF this week about the "god-like" OL they had. Lulz. Pooooooooooor aggy!
  12. WTF do we have to do to get our receivers to CATCH THE GODDAMNED BALL?
  13. You should've used the 'ole-reb ole miss mascot instead of that land-shark to make that AI image even more appropos. Lulz.
  14. They'll only be too happy to fuck us over, and they will laugh about it as a punchline amongst themselves to their dying day, how they "fucked mighty-Texas over." It's just like the old days of the old Cotton Bowl Committee fucktards who got sick of Royal winning the SWC every year, meaning that Texas was automatically in the Cotton Bowl. I hope for the chaos that comes when more SEC teams than just us get the shaft by the CFP committee, and Sankey drags them into accepting his demands for X number SEC slots in the CFP, or the SEC and Big Slow Ten (presumably) will leave the NCAA, take their millions of viewers/ratings with them, and make their own league. That way, the NCAA's CFP becomes nothing more than a meaningless football-NIT, with no viewers, and the NCAA/CFP can go suck it.
  15. They'll all the Stupid BS that they always did.....that you youngins don't remember. --The Dumbass midnight yell practice at the Texas State Capitol. --The Dumbass brownshirts + brownshirts-band parade-march north on Congress Avenue from somewhere on South Congress (that probably doesn't exist -- Lulz), North to the Congress Avenue/11th Street intersection. FUCK aggy and Goddamned Stupid Bullshit!!
  16. Mobilehoma Sucks! ....But aggy Swallows!
  17. The SEC Bagmen will be back in business! Texas will follow the rules and won't have any Bagmen, so Texas will go back to sucking and fans/sports-media will all wonder, "Why is Texas bad again?" -- AS IF the SEC Bagmen don't exist. FFS
  18. He's an asian Joe Thomas. Lulz.
  19. Potentially they could see you pull up to the pay-at-the-pump, see you have Texas tags (video or their own eyes), and turn OFF the pump on you.
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