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  1. 40 minutes ago, ousux said:
    On 12/25/2023 at 3:07 AM, BachelorTrek said:
    x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x. Lulz.
    And there are plenty of gorgeous Japanese women:
    Haruka Ayase, Yui Aragaki, Mei Nagano, Mai Shiraishi, Kyoka Fujisawa, Noriko Fukuda, Yuzuki Gushima, Kyoko Fukada, Aki Shibuya, etc.

    The hell? Please tell me you're Japanese...otherwise you need a shot for the yellow fever.

    Nope!

    I like white and "yellow".

    Except Japanese aren't very "yellow" at all-- most I've met have whiter skin than my white skin.  Lulz.

  2. 13 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

    Congrats to Ole Miss's bag men, er, NIL opportunities

    Supposedly Lamborghinis are in Ole Miss' NILs. 

    Don't know if a joke or true, despite not having any actual Lamborghini dealers in MS.  Closest dealership per the Lamborghini website to MS is Nashville, TN.

  3. 15 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

    The SEC Network was launched in 2014.  aggy and Missouri joined the SEC in 2012.  The concept of "extra" or a "before and after" that is somehow attributable to aggy only computes in aggy logic.  It's a zero-sum argument.  Here is the article the mouthbreather is possibly referring to:

    https://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2014/8/13/5967845/sec-network-channels-subscribers-launch

    The SEC Network was launched with aggy already in the SEC.  If The University had gone to the SEC in 2012 instead of aggy, the math would have been different factoring the $20m from the LHN going to the center of the table.  But let's put that aside for a second.

    aggy makes this out to be "aggy brought the state of Texas".   The calculations are about FOOTPRINT.  The footprint is not the state.   Missouri brings the KC and St. Louis metro areas that are in Kansas and Illinois.  Kentucky brings suburban Cincinnati that's in Ohio.  ESPN did not negotiate the "aggy value" of the SEC Network.

    aggy forgets that a SEC Network subscription on any delivery platform in the "State of Texas footprint" simultaneously triggers a subscription and payment for the LHN.

    They are not available separately in the "Texas footprint".   The 2014 number was the starting baseline, not "extra".

    Even worse, aggy delusion math is based on the SITTING BIG BOY FACT that the State of Texas has FIVE MILLION SUBSCRIBERS TO THE SEC NETWORK.  ESPN claims 70 million.  Are those the numbers actually paying, or the numbers of subscribers that COULD PAY because they have access to the platform?

    The State of Texas has 10,796,250 HOUSEHOLDS: https://www.statista.com/statistics/242258/number-of-us-households-by-state/

    100% of them could potentially subscribe via satellite.   aggy are claiming 46% of THE ENTIRE STATE are paying not only a baseline cable/satellite fee but are paying for an upgraded tier that delivers the SEC Network and LHN.

    The intertrons are littered with articles stating the total penetration of Cable or Satellite has never been above 50% of all US households, EVAR.   The number of Texan households paying for high-end cable or satellite is 1 Million, or less.  aggy can recalculate their numbers at 20% of their claim.

    So, not only is this absolute bullshit math, but the mindset behind the desire to produce the math is just another @aggypedia entry proving they pay rent 24x7.

    In conclusion, let's not forget the largest, most crucial number.

    When Texas and 0u show up, our value pays each of us 100% of what we get with no decrease to anyone else's take.  Including aggy.  You get to play us for free.

    Abracadabra.

     

    Hocus Pocus!  Lulz.

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  4. 7 minutes ago, chad.ihrig said:

    The ags are chasing cows for bowl festivities.

    The AstroArena is at least getting SOME use between Houston Livestock Show & Rodeos and the pre-covid Offshore Technology Conferences.  Lulz.

  5. 50 minutes ago, Stinkpalm said:

    I fathered millions of knuckle-children due to similar images in the sears catalogue back in the day. That is, until I found the old man’s playboy stash, when the number grew into the billions

    The Montgomery Ward and J.C. Penney catalogs also were very popular as well during that time, too.  I miss them.

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