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BachelorTrek

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  1. Dumbass Napier calls a Timeout!
  2. MASSIVE OLD PISS HOLDING!
  3. It's guaranteed for the regular season. CFP, sure, if we have a game here, we probably would have a cold-weather playoff game-- but not a single regular-season cold game.
  4. I always thought it was a weird football season when we didn't have one single cold weather game at all at DKR -- like this season.
  5. The "Hefty Lefty" Jared Lorenzen!
  6. It's too soon for Pitt. Last time we were there in '94, Mackovic's Ole'-defense made Pitt's Curtis Martin into a NFL RB multi-millionaire. Our defense was shit because Mackovic fired Leon Fuller before the season, one of the best DCs Texas has ever had. Brain-Fog-boy never recovered from letting Fuller go.
  7. The only person worth watching at that deluge-UVA game was Peyton Manning's smokin' hot girlfriend in the stands. She had real game (since the team didn't) that night -- She was soaked from head-to-toe, and still looked like a million bucks.
  8. Even worse, it's bad Mojo Jojo!
  9. No pics of huge UK fan but mentally-unstable Ashley Judd?? I am disappoint. Lulz.
  10. Isn't it "GAME OVER!" to you already, @GreenspointTexas?? Lulz.
  11. Kentucky has been to Austin once before: https://stats.texassports.com/custompages/sports/m-footbl/archive/stats/51/ut-ken.htm 1951 University of Texas Football #6 Kentucky vs #11 Texas (Sep 22, 1951 at Austin, Texas) Kentucky (0-1) vs. Texas (1-0) Date: Sep 22, 1951 Site: Austin, Texas Stadium: Memorial Stadium Attendance: 47000 Score by Quarters 1 2 3 4 Final Score Kentucky.............. 0 0 6 0 - 6 Texas.................... 7 0 0 0 - 7
  12. There's no Kenfucky game week thread up yet. Somebody's slacking off. Lulz.
  13. Gabriel sacked himself. Lulz.
  14. Yep, it's basically "the rule of 3" for that call just like it is for an over-&-back call in basketball: "Where's the ball and where are your feet?" If all 3 aren't over, you can't call beyond-LOS/over-&-back.
  15. They're goin' all old-timey 3-yards-and-a-cloud-of-dust on the quack-attack-that-ran-outta-crack. Lulz.
  16. Meanwhile, badges pounding the ball right down the quacks' throats.
  17. That was grounding. Stayed in the pocket.
  18. Bullshit DPI! SEC Refs making sure JAWJA stays in the game.
  19. It matters to us because if JAWJA loses, no playoffs for them!
  20. HA! Wisco beating that pedestrian quack D. Gabriel can't do it all by himself. quacks lose if that's the case.
  21. Fuckin' SMU's junk-QB can throw that kind of deep ball (he just did in this game they're playing right now) and our QB, Ewers, can't do that. SMH
  22. Great win for TEXAS considering the jihad-game that piggy played.
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