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    Bert!

    That Shipley kicker at the school forever known as Southwest Texas State just made a 47-yard kick FROM THE RIGHT HASHMARK, like it was no sweat and he'd done it a million times before. How come we're not getting him on The 40 Acres tomorrow? How THE FUCK does fucking Southwest Texas State have a BETTER KICKER than The University? What The Fuck, Sark?
  2. So many Lulz! https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/everyone-in-the-sec-is-a-texas-longhorn/116961910/ https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/kirby-crying-about-everything-post-game/116963240/
  3. SECrant must be GOLD right now! Lulz.
  4. Let me think about this..... NOPE! They'll unleash even MOAR HATRED. Laura Rutledge, Alyssa Lang, Finebomb, and every talking head in the SECSECSEC will bitch and moan for the rest of this CFP about how Texas' schedule was "soft," Texas didn't beat anybody ranked (they dropped out only after we beat all 5 ranked opponents we defeated), how Sark's game management is no good, blah, blah, blah...... LET THE HATE FLOW!!
  5. Too "boocoo" (beaucoup) Lulz
  6. Little Kirbee to the refs
  7. All your base are belong to us.
  8. QB gave his all all
  9. Tapatalk triple-post bug?
  10. No-hands cartwheel for the 1st down. Lulz.
  11. Shut up, Kirbee, you whiny little BITCH!
  12. That's the rust belt versus Texas. They need to be HUMBLED!
  13. Nah, they get up for us, but play like Hammered Shit for GT and neuter dumb.
  14. Man, that first cut on the kickoff return was wicked, and then he cut back to his original line, which fucked all the JAWJA coverage. Lulz.
  15. BOTH Laura and Molly, at the same time. Lulz.
  16. So it's the "I'd pee in her butt" thread? Lulz.
  17. Well, since it can't be Cougar High to cough up a game against Montana, Texas getting Revenge for 1977 would be SWEET!
  18. Symbol: SJIM - Inverse Cramer ETF Lulz.
  19. Why couldn't Stockton make shitty back-foot throws when we were playing him? FFS
  20. New year, Cramer got a new ad deal.
  21. BUY! BUY! BUY! SELL! SELL! SELL! BOOYAH! Lulz.
  22. That name reminds of the Mele Kalikimaka we just had. Lulz.
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