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BachelorTrek

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  1. aggy thought Ethan Burke was some scrub DE, didn’t block him, and dude displays his lacrosse strength in the 4th Down TFL!
  2. Tre just winds his way through traffic and he's money.
  3. Fake injury! aggy DB jumped on WR's back and rode him down. He ain't hurt.
  4. Sounds like he was babied at Southlake Carroll and no one fucking criticized his effort, mechanics, nor his fucking long hair.
  5. Is it Game Over yet? Lulz.
  6. aggy will still be yelling about the Mukuba non-targeting as we gash them now. Lulz.
  7. CATCH THE BALL, Niblack!
  8. Because of the extra-large corn-cob up his not-very-good pass-incapable running-only bad-QB ass! His commentary on any QB play is LAUGHABLE because he sucked as a QB. He was a glorified slow RB in The Big SLOW Ten! Lulz.
  9. They could always attempt to Emory Bellard him (hire him as head coach straight from Texas). But even when Bellard beat Texas and Royal with the aggy-wishbone, aggy STILL thought he was a "'sip" spy, never trusted him, and harassed him so much about it, they ran him off. The sheep-fuckers are Insanity personified. 1 2 3 fucking 4! Lulz.
  10. Scour Australia for a punter from the high school seniors playing footy. For my money during my life, the toe-punching placekickers were way more accurate. This disease of unpredictable soccer-style kicking INSANITY just HAS. TO. STOP.! With toe-punchers, the damn ball goes where to you point your foot. It's so goddamned simple. It's not a fucking golf swing, it's a football field goal, and toe-punching field goals brings CERTAINTY. Isn't that what you want?
  11. Soccer-style kickers and their fucking unpredictable placekicking! FFS
  12. aggy thinks they can bust a big YAC to the house on the passes to the sidelines, but Texas D tackles and shuts the door on that shit.
  13. FINISH THEM!!
  14. If Texas goes up 21-zip, cue the Emergency Looch! Lulz.
  15. Rut-roh! Scooby got smoked on that dime to Wingo! Lulz.
  16. SHADDUP ELKO, YOU FAT BASTARD FUCK!
  17. They stopped Arch from running for another touchdown, so "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!" in sheep-fucker thinking! Lulz.
  18. TOUCHDOWN TEXAS! FUCK aggy!
  19. Redundant. Gimpy gimp. Lulz.
  20. Fucking grounding not called by refs! Not outside the tackle-box. Not next to a WR.
  21. Nice tongue, there, ginger-babe. Lulz.
  22. Longhorn radio play-by-play is like 2 minutes behind the ABC feed. FFS
  23. bean state lost to Oregon this season, too, so 2 losses now.
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