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BachelorTrek

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  1. NCAA field hockey field is 100 yards by 60 yards. NCAA lacrosse field is 110 yards by 60 yards. Seems like both can be played at the soccer stadium (Myers Stadium). Done deal.
  2. Add in an acarajé bar that has samba music playing around it so you can dance and romance your honey while waiting for your food just like the locals of the Bahia state do in true Brazilian tradition. Lulz.
  3. "Never anger a dragon, for thou art crunchy and go well with brie." Lulz.
  4. "Don't watch The X-Files alone!" was always the tagline. Lulz.
  5. Ferengi Rule Of Acquisition #98: "Every man has his price."
  6. I hope Moore has fun not being thrown to in The Big Slow Ten!
  7. You, Sir, are describing a situation like Nolan Ryan when he was at Alvin High School. He was so wild pitching 100+ mph (Nolan even admitted he'd get the urge to pitch sidearm sometimes, too.) back then that some batters would tell the ump that they were "scared" to get in the batter's box because, "He's gonna hit me!" Lulz. Nolan even wanted to come to pitch for Bibb Falk at Texas, too! He was late to practice one day, the day that happened to be the day before his start in a game that would have Bibb Falk's scout (who had heard the stories of Nolan's stuff) in attendance. As punishment, his head coach made Nolan run laps around the perimeter of the baseball diamond -- Nolan did that until he collapsed in the heat and puked. Nolan started the next day's game, with the Texas baseball scout watching, but was still shaky from his previous day's punishment, so his stuff was ordinary, and he got rocked. Bibb Falk's scout reported back to Austin and told Coach Falk, "He ain't nothin' special!" FFS That's how Nolan Ryan missed out on a baseball scholarship to Texas, and who knows what an impact he would have made on The Forty Acres. Instead Nolie started his MLB career straight out of high school in the Mets organization.
  8. Actually, there's a better named place in that area for this purpose about 45 miles away from Snook. It's even on 290...... LEDBETTER! Lulz.
  9. I fondly remember when some classmates of mine did that, too! Lulz
  10. It's great to know your posts are being read! And while you're reading, aggy..... SCOREBOARD! FUCK YOU, aggy! FUCK all your little silly fake-military-school (you're just another ROTC) imaginary dogmas, FUCK your fans, you , FUCK your ripoff of Japanese Obon, FUCK your entire creation!! Did you read all that? CAN you read all that? Are your coloring books and crayons all used-up already? Now go post it in texags like good little Hopeless Minions that have no source of happiness other than to define their lives with, than waking up each morning to "hate Texas" -- so that little Billy DUMBSHIT FAT FUCK Liucci can go delete it BEFORE IT HURTS YOUR FEELINGS! /rant - Needed to be done, since they claim to read! Lulz
  11. They've already deleted the thread. THE NARRATIVE MUST BE MAINTAINED! Lulz
  12. I have multiple friends in Spain in both Barcelona and Madrid, but they all hate McD. Lulz.
  13. With that set of snarky names, I'm surprised there's not a "YOUR MOM LLC" in the mix. Lulz.
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