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BachelorTrek

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  1. You know the Jawja retards will repeat 10-9 all season just to get your dander up! #FireFred
  2. What the hell do you expect from Kurt Bowels?
  3. What the HELL is this BS? WHO THE FUCK did the Quacks beat on the road last year? WHERE is the big road win against a Top-10 opponent? Oh, that's right! There AIN'T ANY!
  4. I didn't forget them. We'll see if it holds up to the 50+ years of that cheapshot/take-him-out BS I saw from old SWC and Least12 foes.
  5. We've left the jihadi schools behind in the Least12 with all their cheap-shot/take-out artists at Rapelor, froggy, tortillaville, etc., so yet another reason that the SEC really does just mean more.
  6. IDGAF. Rip up that damn astroturf the second the season is over and replace with grass. Hire away aggy's groundskeepers Schloss-style if you have to. Do it. Do it NOW.
  7. The grass field returning to DKR can't come fast enough. Make it happen quicker!
  8. Ffantabulous get! Next, we better Ffucking Ffinish and Ffinalize on Ffrench! Lulz. Now recruiting services all over the country are busy downgrading Lockett from being a 5-star on their sites and retconning/deleting their articles where's he's a 5-star only because he's going to TEXAS. FFS
  9. NCAA field hockey field is 100 yards by 60 yards. NCAA lacrosse field is 110 yards by 60 yards. Seems like both can be played at the soccer stadium (Myers Stadium). Done deal.
  10. Add in an acarajé bar that has samba music playing around it so you can dance and romance your honey while waiting for your food just like the locals of the Bahia state do in true Brazilian tradition. Lulz.
  11. "Never anger a dragon, for thou art crunchy and go well with brie." Lulz.
  12. "Don't watch The X-Files alone!" was always the tagline. Lulz.
  13. Ferengi Rule Of Acquisition #98: "Every man has his price."
  14. I hope Moore has fun not being thrown to in The Big Slow Ten!
  15. You, Sir, are describing a situation like Nolan Ryan when he was at Alvin High School. He was so wild pitching 100+ mph (Nolan even admitted he'd get the urge to pitch sidearm sometimes, too.) back then that some batters would tell the ump that they were "scared" to get in the batter's box because, "He's gonna hit me!" Lulz. Nolan even wanted to come to pitch for Bibb Falk at Texas, too! He was late to practice one day, the day that happened to be the day before his start in a game that would have Bibb Falk's scout (who had heard the stories of Nolan's stuff) in attendance. As punishment, his head coach made Nolan run laps around the perimeter of the baseball diamond -- Nolan did that until he collapsed in the heat and puked. Nolan started the next day's game, with the Texas baseball scout watching, but was still shaky from his previous day's punishment, so his stuff was ordinary, and he got rocked. Bibb Falk's scout reported back to Austin and told Coach Falk, "He ain't nothin' special!" FFS That's how Nolan Ryan missed out on a baseball scholarship to Texas, and who knows what an impact he would have made on The Forty Acres. Instead Nolie started his MLB career straight out of high school in the Mets organization.
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