Jump to content

BachelorTrek

Legacy Members
  • Posts

    4743
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Posts posted by BachelorTrek

  1. 6 hours ago, 89Horn said:

    All of these girls:  Ah crap.  I didn’t get into Stanford or Berkeley or UCLA or USC.

    Their parents (hiding equal parts laughter and annoyance eyes rolling): You also didn’t get into UCSD, UCI, UCD, UCSB, UCSC, UC Riverside or Merced, San Diego State, Long Beach State, Cal State Fullerton, Northridge, Dominguez Hills, etc. either . . . and Arizona.

    girls:  I guess it’s Arizona State!!!

    Parents:  You did get into Texas A&M.  Give it some thought.

    girls:  eww

    You forgot College of the Redwoods and Humboldt State in that long list.  Lulz. 

  2. 2 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

    The first thing I am telling the defense….?

    Do not try and tackle Skattebo above the waist.

    First or second guy there needs to wrap both arms around his ankles.

    I saw this forty years ago when we played  Pitt in the Bluebonnet Bowl and we could not tackle Craig Iron Head Heyward in the first half.

    We started going for the ankles in the second half and stopped that shit

    Skattebo is the same type of runner.

     

     

    I was at that game, too.

    Senior DT Steve Llewellyn played his last game for Texas with a brace-harness-contraption on his injured shoulder so he and the rest of the Texas Defense could punish Heyward. Safety John Hagy was launching himself into hitting Heyward on run downs to help stop his momentum, even DTs like Rocky Allen got into the act on run support and QB sacks.

    Skattefuck ain't going to have breakaway speed, so punish him. We've got the war-daddies to do it, and DT Bill Norton has already faced him when he was playing at Arizona.

    • Hook 'Em 1
  3. 7 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

    image.gif.5ff74e65cded33e7ca7736d9fea3cfb0.gif
     

    Blue run last night immediately reminded me of the 80+ yard JC run against Nebraska in ‘07. But I was at this ^^ game - his freshman year - and holy shit his speed/acceleration was incredible.

    Another lovely crackback block that now is "illegal" because even if it wasn't a crackback, it'd be flagged for being "too hard".

  4. 10 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

    8AM kick after a NYE in Waikiki. RIP me. 

    Just sleep all day, wake up a couple hours before midnight, and keep it going all night through the game.

    In 2023, I was watching Texas play live in a baseball regional game, drinking beer at 7am JST, eating a wagyu ekiben while fighting off jetlag, on the Tokaido shinkansen from Tokyo to Osaka, Japan.

    Make sure you post pics of your humblebrag-- I did.  Lulz.

    • Hook 'Em 1
  5. 1 hour ago, Hondo said:

    Ah yes, ASU coeds.  Also known as "Southern California's leftovers."  Too hot and slutty to study, therefore they couldn't get into UCLA or USC.  God bless 'em.

    IIRC, ASU has a mission statement to be a university that provides an education that's "as cheap as possible".

    socal is a private university for smart rich kids.

    "UCRA" is a public university that contains the rich kids that were too dumb to get into socal.  Lulz.

    • Hook 'Em 1
  6. 31 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

    the other team doesn't have to do shit to get our calls

    sark's mouth is on blast

    there is a documented conspiracy between the high-endzone camera operators and the director in the truck to show sark's mouth up close in focus on 90% of his playcalls

    now, does this conspiracy extend to the opposition so they can radio over/down to whoever has the mic to the defensive radio helmet?  don't know, can't prove it

    but the mouth of sark on blast is a feature not a bug of every game for the past 2 years regardless of league, stadium or network

    I'm not happy about the closeups on Sark when he calls plays, neither, but I didn't think it was EVERY offensive play, so not enough for me to have mentioned.

    Yes, mickeymouse needs to STOP putting a camera on Sark when we're on offense!

    • Hook 'Em 3
  7. 1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

    Based on Ewers's excellent checks into the Blue touchdown runs yesterday, he should probably just pick whatever play he wants and audible out of the Bundlé Savé play anytime Sarkisian calls it.

    Audibling out of the plays like that also defeats the other team listening in on the unencrypted radio communications from Sark to QE for the other team to know what play was called beforehand. 

    • Hook 'Em 1
    • Rage+1 1
  8. 4 minutes ago, JBJ said:

    Tennessee goes into half with the closest halftime margin of the CFP.

    buckee college is up 21-10 and the ESPNers claim the buckees are "dominating."

    Yet Texas was up 28-10 at halftime, and Texas is holding on by its fingernails according to the coverage, "the cryin' dabos are coming back, they're coming back!" FFS

×
×
  • Create New...