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  1. 2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

    We had a likely insane guy on our floor that would do pullups out of his window with one of those jam bars.  10 floors up.  Not the kind of guy you trust with your car.

    I heard a hilarious story about a guy that flipped out, grabbed the fluorescent tube bulbs from the hallway lights in Jester, would shout, "I AM ZEUS! FEEL MY LIGHTNING BOLTS!" and would proceed to chase people down the hallways and throw the fluorescent bulbs at people and doors/walls/anything, terrorizing anyone he came in contact with, in addition to having the broken glass shards/mercury/fluorescent-material everywhere from his antics. 

    I don't think the UTPD caught him in the act, but after he stopped, everyone knew who it was, so he was first taken to be bitched-out by the Head Resident (the HR wanted their pound of flesh) before being expelled.  Lulz.

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  2. 5 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

    Bro, Jester was such a shit hole when I lived there. I wonder if it's changed at all, or they'll keep making it into a Menace II Society ghetto?

    3rd Floor Jester East - Once I found out that the football players didn't get breakfast in their special dining hall (only lunch & dinner was served in the football players' dining hall - no breakfast) and had awesome breakfasts served to them in the 2nd floor of the Jester dining hall, I ate breakfast in 2nd Floor in Jester, and never had breakfast anywhere else again. 

    The burger patties in the Andrews dining hall were freshly flame-broiled (and not put in the cold, brown, unknown liquid that Jester & Kinsolving put them in--- ugh), so unless I felt like getting a baked potato from Kinsolving's dining hall, I usually ate lunch/dinner in Andrews.

    I knew about Andrews' dining hall because in the mid-60s while attending The University, Dad used to work as a cook in Andrews dining hall. He loved it; it allowed him to park on campus every day. He still tells me about things that the girls did to the eggs he'd make that was even worse than dumping ketchup on them.  Lulz.

    I never tried Simkins' cafeteria, but I ate Saigon Eggrolls a ton, from any of the locations: 24th & Speedway (or sometimes over by Littlefield Fountain), 26th & Speedway, or on The Drag near The Co-Op.

    I miss Saigon Eggrolls!

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  3. 21 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

    And the lord said "thou shalt have no money"

    Now that's a great momma 🤘

    Fuck yes! This is exactly who I've been been cheerleading for Sark to go after to pair with Baxter. 

    Can he catch the ball reliably?

    Does he fumble a bunch?

    Can he pass-pro (pass protect)?

    Inquiring minds want to know!  Lulz.

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  4. 3 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

    My high school punter averaged more yards than Shane Lechler his senior year in high school, same year and division level. Dumbass didn’t go anywhere to play because of some girl or some shit.  Lechler also beat our ass as qb when we played them. 

    And RC kept saying Lechler was a "gud aggy".  Lulz.

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