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BachelorTrek

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  1. A "Reading Rainbows" classic moment! Lulz.
  2. Yet Saban was playing golf with BamaJelly big cigars, and he told them "Not so fast!" when the cigars laughed about assuming a win over Indiannnner? Something doesn't add up with that.
  3. If that were true, she should have been flavor-of-the-month when Weinstein went up the river.
  4. Sadly, Elisha Cuthbert acted so much like a spoiled tart during the shoot for that film, she basically got on the Hollywood blacklist.
  5. It's tasty jelly. Have you tried it?
  6. Thank that FUCKSTICK INBRED mouthbreather piggy AD (chairman of the CFP committee) who laughs while watching this, while patting himself on the back with a, "Mission Accomplished!" for keeping Texas out of the CFP. FUCK ARKANSAS! HANG 100 ON PIGGY NEXT YEAR! Then announce this CFP shaft-job Bullshit was the reason we did it after the game.
  7. I never said that they weren't ass.
  8. If sand aggy wanted to play angry and try to win the game, they should've asked oregawn to put on Texas Longhorns uniforms-- oregawn'll wear literally anything, so it was possible. Otherwise, sand aggy was "just happy to be there".
  9. They only need EIGHT more of those to take the lead! Lulz.
  10. I'm already bored. It turns out that BamaJelly fans' first instinct to get rid of DaBore was correct when they tanked against the FL-school-for-girls in Tallahassee, because unless they clone Penix and his WRs that caught everything thrown their way, BamaJelly ain't gonna be back to the CFP next year even if they expand it to 16. I'm all for SEC opponents being Stoopit and wasting years & money, though. By all means, keep DaBore! Lulz.
  11. Pfor pete's sake, who in the Pflugerville Pfuck saw that Pforthcoming wipf Pfucking Pfrench?
  12. Fred Biletnikoff would catch a long TD pass, head to the sideline and immediately smoke cigarettes until it was time for the offense to get back on the field.
  13. No, that doesn't happen because I eat spicy stuff all the time.
  14. "But Florida, Herp-derp!" Now the reflexive response to all Texas discussions. FFS
  15. I remember that, but I was there in different seats that didn't have that view. It was still simply "Memorial Stadium" back then.
  16. I just ate my Cheez-Its with Tabasco Chipotle sauce or Tabasco Family Reserve sauce as usual.
  17. That depiction on the right is Colt McCoy?? It looks more like Danny Akers' (also a #12) face when he was running for his life in the pocket, which he did almost every time he dropped back to pass. Lulz.
  18. He's lucky they allowed him to sit there. Ticket or not, in decades past certain sections wouldn't allow you in wearing Texas gear. Their stadium, their asshole rules.
  19. It's so funny that the last time they had a good DL was when.... Oh, that's right, that was the last time they were paying their players under the table! Lulz.
  20. Pics or it never happened!
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