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BachelorTrek

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  1. Underware broke his microphone and it took them 20 minutes to fix it. Lulz.
  2. Do that and deny a permit for their "parade" up Congress Avenue next year, and they'll be fit for straitjackets and padded rooms. Lulz.
  3. This reminds me that aggy would hilariously freak-out for gameweek next year if the aggy corpsturd jackbootband was denied a parade permit for Congress Avenue by the city of Austin. Lulz.
  4. Domestic violence calls for LE all over North Texas and Mobilehoma tonight!
  5. Mobilehoma gooners everywhere are busy googling Vulnerables' contract right now. When I typed "Venables" into Google, the first option on Google's auto-complete was "Venables contract". Lulz.
  6. Yep, Mom got a degree from there. She said studying on the beach isn't a bad deal. Lulz.
  7. You forgot College of the Redwoods and Humboldt State in that long list. Lulz.
  8. I was at that game, too. Senior DT Steve Llewellyn played his last game for Texas with a brace-harness-contraption on his injured shoulder so he and the rest of the Texas Defense could punish Heyward. Safety John Hagy was launching himself into hitting Heyward on run downs to help stop his momentum, even DTs like Rocky Allen got into the act on run support and QB sacks. Skattefuck ain't going to have breakaway speed, so punish him. We've got the war-daddies to do it, and DT Bill Norton has already faced him when he was playing at Arizona.
  9. Another lovely crackback block that now is "illegal" because even if it wasn't a crackback, it'd be flagged for being "too hard".
  10. Just sleep all day, wake up a couple hours before midnight, and keep it going all night through the game. In 2023, I was watching Texas play live in a baseball regional game, drinking beer at 7am JST, eating a wagyu ekiben while fighting off jetlag, on the Tokaido shinkansen from Tokyo to Osaka, Japan. Make sure you post pics of your humblebrag-- I did. Lulz.
  11. IIRC, ASU has a mission statement to be a university that provides an education that's "as cheap as possible". socal is a private university for smart rich kids. "UCRA" is a public university that contains the rich kids that were too dumb to get into socal. Lulz.
  12. I'm not happy about the closeups on Sark when he calls plays, neither, but I didn't think it was EVERY offensive play, so not enough for me to have mentioned. Yes, mickeymouse needs to STOP putting a camera on Sark when we're on offense!
  13. Audibling out of the plays like that also defeats the other team listening in on the unencrypted radio communications from Sark to QE for the other team to know what play was called beforehand.
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