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BachelorTrek

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  1. They were quick to pull the trigger to make sure he wasn't a 5-star anymore, just as soon as he flipped to Texas! FFS
  2. There used to be a small bakery in Houston on Memorial Drive (just west of Dairy Ashford Road in a strip-center, next to La Hacienda and Ninfa's) that had some banging sausage-jalapeno-cheese kolaches back in the 2000s. Lulz.
  3. Smokes like a smokestack. Ashtray. Never again. Would not bang.
  4. Bad things and Good things each happen in 3s?
  5. You'd be surprised--- people will wear flip-flops/sandals/topsiders if it's a warm Red River Shootout, and there have been more than a few warm ones from the 70s onwards.
  6. You're assuming..... never mind! Lulz.
  7. No, tell the AI to show the atomic-wedgie aftermath as he's stuffing him in a locker. Lulz.
  8. How? Isn't it permanently attached to his head? Lulz.
  9. As far as garbage tortillas go, Taco Deli's soggy patches of rubber are worse than Torchy's. Lulz.
  10. \ Bobby Lane at left, Tom Landry at right Landry catching a TD pass!
  11. Will the recruit rankers subtract stars and no longer call him a 5-star, now that he's going to Texas? Isn't that how they downgrade our classes a bunch?
  12. You misspelled Try-sexual (Try anything). Lulz.
  13. Username checks out. Fire at will, commander.
  14. Erin Hogan on his ESPN Austin radio show, broadcasting from ATL this morning said that a long-time "20-years reliable" source of his said that, "Atkinson was in the bag [for Texas]." Then Hogan hemmed, hawed, and hedged, saying, "Not that that couldn't change before the announcement."
  15. Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER!
  16. https://www.nytimes.com/1981/10/18/sports/arkansas-led-by-quarterback-upsets-texas-42-11.html I'll never forget my Dad and I listening to the radio call of that debacle unfolding in the car. We were in disbelief, and then the car overheated in Bailey's Prairie, Texas, of all places to break down, on October 17, 1981. 42-11 -- Still too soon! I still think that cocksucker coach of piggy back then, Lou Holtz, had Texas' headsets bugged. Fuck Lou Holtz!
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