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BachelorTrek

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  1. It's the Fabulous Sports Whale reincarnated! Lulz.
  2. Mobilehoma post-game call-in radio for MOAR comedy gold! https://player.listenlive.co/34551/en/show/7
  3. BEAT THE HELL OUTTA OU!
  4. He gonna get KILLED by SEC opponents during the rest of the season. That dancin' shit won't be tolerated in SEC games playing non-Texas SEC opponents, especially when Mobilehoma ain't playing Texas to get them emotionally up for the game. Hawkins WILL GET PLANTED.
  5. BIG SLOW TEN FOREVER!!
  6. That was their plan for us, another Jason White QB out of nowhere that we didn't plan for, until the rockietoppers pushed in their shit and forced him in that game. Believe me, playing Hawkins first against rockietoppers and not first out of nowhere against us, and not anything else, is what Mobilehoma will blame this loss on.
  7. OK, Defense! Let's get the fucking ball back!
  8. Texas makes millions off of hatred by Stupid opponents who buy Texas gear only to turn it upside-down/wear it INCORRECTLY. TEXAS laughs ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK! Lulz.
  9. Contracts 101, lawyers?
  10. No need for the white-kryptonite reference. Cruel and unusual. Lulz.
  11. Fucking-A! Gunnar Helm for All-American! TOUCH FUCKING DOWN, TEXAS!
  12. Finally caught Mobilehoma holding our wideouts, and it's on a play we decline it. FFS
  13. Doesn't matter. Fucking WIN THE GAME! ANY COST!
  14. The last one was sideways, and they had a damn linebacker covering Bond and we can't house that..... WHAT ARE WE DOING, SARK?
  15. Now comes the fucking 15 MINUTES OF GODDAMN COMMERCIALS because of the end of the quarter. FFS
  16. Fucking Mobilehoma playing out of their minds. THEY WERE HAMMERED SHIT THE WHOLE REST OF THE SEASON, DAMMIT!
  17. Bond slipped on the fucking slippery painted 50-yard-line logo when you watch the iso on Bond camera.
  18. You're not @GreenspointTexas! Lulz.
  19. You can jump through as long as you don't fall on the offensive line, but you can't jump up to block the kick and fall on the offensive line-- that's a penalty. Giving a teammate a boost by either lifting him up into the air (no grabbing and tossing a small teammate into the air, neither! Lulz.) or jumping on a teammate to get "leverage" from standing/kneeling/lying on them is also a penalty.
  20. Not until he unveils the Mangino-style velour tracksuit! Lulz.
  21. Feh, I wore my "atm SUCKS / But ou SWALLOWS" T-shirt to multiple Red River Shootouts in the 90s and no one even said anything to me. Lulz. It's not like I'm some manster ("big human" to Sark, lulz) like the Hackemacks (6-8 Ken Hackemack #68 DT for Texas, or his 6-4 Dad, Harley, that my Dad knew) were or something, so that part of the fandom wasn't wild in that way.
  22. Emmet Augustus Carlisle, III -- AKA "Duke" Carlisle!
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