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BachelorTrek

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  1. ----"I'll take 'Recentcy Bias' for $1000, Alex!" ----"And the answer is: Suckeyes!" Lulz.
  2. The Texas-hatred on FeinBomb, SEC Network, SEC-media, and the rest of the mickeymouse is breathtaking. I hope we push the shit in on all these mouthbreathing fuckers in addition to doing it to the Suckeyes, neuterdumb, and Pedophilestate. Let's Fucking Go! Hook'Em Horns!!
  3. It really makes you want to surround your house in Cali with as much of a large rock garden that you can, and instead of a lawn sprinkler system, rig the external part of your house with roof & walls with an external water sprinkler system to cover everything, so embers are put out as soon as they land on your house.
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    Bert!

    Well, now we can have infinite on-field analysts/corches, so can we go get a fucking kicking corch who can fix FG kicking, please, Sark? Lulz.
  5. Palau has many streams. Where have you been the past 5 years?
  6. Same can be said for kicker Mason Shipley at SWT. He's from Liberty Hill, went to okie lite, but transferred to SWT to get to play. He nailed 3 FGs (no misses) for SWT in their bowl game, including a 47-yarder from the RIGHT HASHMARK, something Bert can't do!
  7. Yes, don't you see them working? Now they say the SEC is "weak" only because TEXAS is the last team standing from the SEC. It's more of their confirmation-bias Horseshit.
  8. We have beaten 6 ranked teams, but they became unranked because we beat them, so according to the hate-Texas-from-any-angles-media, we haven't beaten any ranked teams. See how that arbitrary hatred works? Their definition of "beating ranked teams" doesn't include their rank while you played them. They use the revisionist-history that if you beat 10 Top-10 teams in a row, and then whatever polls arbitrarily drop all those formerly Top-10 teams to being unranked, so that they can then use that as a statistical point to try to keep you out of the CFP, just like the hate-Texas-media banged the drums loudly about this year. I still say that if we win the CFP this year, the Texas-media-hatred will descend to new lows, claiming that Texas' MNC is "meh" and it was because everybody we beat "sucked." FFS
  9. SWT is correct, but I still call the other one NTST (North Texas State). Lulz.
  10. That Shipley kicker at the school forever known as Southwest Texas State just made a 47-yard kick FROM THE RIGHT HASHMARK, like it was no sweat and he'd done it a million times before. How come we're not getting him on The 40 Acres tomorrow? How THE FUCK does fucking Southwest Texas State have a BETTER KICKER than The University? What The Fuck, Sark?
  11. BachelorTrek

    Bert!

    That Shipley kicker at the school forever known as Southwest Texas State just made a 47-yard kick FROM THE RIGHT HASHMARK, like it was no sweat and he'd done it a million times before. How come we're not getting him on The 40 Acres tomorrow? How THE FUCK does fucking Southwest Texas State have a BETTER KICKER than The University? What The Fuck, Sark?
  12. So many Lulz! https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/everyone-in-the-sec-is-a-texas-longhorn/116961910/ https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/kirby-crying-about-everything-post-game/116963240/
  13. SECrant must be GOLD right now! Lulz.
  14. Let me think about this..... NOPE! They'll unleash even MOAR HATRED. Laura Rutledge, Alyssa Lang, Finebomb, and every talking head in the SECSECSEC will bitch and moan for the rest of this CFP about how Texas' schedule was "soft," Texas didn't beat anybody ranked (they dropped out only after we beat all 5 ranked opponents we defeated), how Sark's game management is no good, blah, blah, blah...... LET THE HATE FLOW!!
  15. Too "boocoo" (beaucoup) Lulz
  16. Little Kirbee to the refs
  17. All your base are belong to us.
  18. QB gave his all all
  19. Tapatalk triple-post bug?
  20. No-hands cartwheel for the 1st down. Lulz.
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